Zico Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again something like that anyway
mickadoo Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Fantastic analogy. Must've been up all night thinking of that one, eh?
mickadoo Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 Maybe that fatter uglier bird always looked that way because she never thought she'd get anyone, but now that she has someone she'll spruce up, take off her nerdy glasses, let down her hair and you'll realize she's beautiful, and you'll live happily ever after.
Happy Wanderer Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 When I hear fat and birds in the same sentence it always reminds me of Lisa eh Zico?
chief wiggum Posted May 15, 2007 Posted May 15, 2007 When Alan Smith went to Manure from Leeds, i remember a caller on 5 live saying 'it's like when your girlfriend leaves for a better looking new bloke, he just looked so happy! Laughed at the time. Not so happy now.
exiledwhite2 Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 I'd say it's more like being dumped for a wealthy, flash, but slightly spazzy bloke
revdishydave Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again something like that anyway does this happen to you often??
Ani Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again something like that anyway lets hope next time we dump into 'them' things aint going to well so end up taking the piss. the worse bit is when people who you thought were your mates take their side and end up knocking about with them.
revdishydave Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 i hope it doesnt turn into a situation where we end up haggling over the cds and pets, and it all turns sour. its important that the pets stay settled, and are not moved about. they have feelings too and the breakdown can be traumatic to them... moving them, especially african ones, may make them hostile.
MickyD Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 What's the divorce settlement? We've got to get at least a couple of million from the stripey bast?rds.
Piemon Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 there is no settlement i think it an amicable agreement
Guest lovejoy Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 jesus christ lads, you need to get out more! move on!
Guest as Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 jesus christ lads, you need to get out more!move on! This coming from a lad who'll wear his Newcastle shirt on every single day of his holiday - so everyone klnows he's a geordie - even though it f?cking stinks to high heaven after a fortnight The way I see it - Sam has found a club to match his own over-inflated ego. I think he'll fail, and we'll have to endure even more years of the barcodes saying they 'deserve better' than just being in the top flight.
no balls Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 Think about it lads, she may have fallen for a better looking lad but he still lives in an area that makes Top O'th Brow look salubrious. And with all that previous relationship baggage he has, do you really think it'll work out?
desperado Posted May 16, 2007 Posted May 16, 2007 It was good while it lasted. But it wasn't meant to be. Look forward to better times with a new relatioship.
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