it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship

 

but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that

 

little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again

 

something like that anyway

Fantastic analogy. Must've been up all night thinking of that one, eh?

came to me during a cry w?nk

Maybe that fatter uglier bird always looked that way because she never thought she'd get anyone, but now that she has someone she'll spruce up, take off her nerdy glasses, let down her hair and you'll realize she's beautiful, and you'll live happily ever after.

came to me during a cry w?nk

Great until that bit.

When I hear fat and birds in the same sentence it always reminds me of Lisa eh Zico?

When Alan Smith went to Manure from Leeds, i remember a caller on 5 live saying 'it's like when your girlfriend leaves for a better looking new bloke, he just looked so happy!

 

Laughed at the time. Not so happy now.

I'd say it's more like being dumped for a wealthy, flash, but slightly spazzy bloke

it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship

 

but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that

 

little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again

 

something like that anyway

does this happen to you often??

it's like seeing a bird dump you, and then end up with a bigger built fella with more money, despite telling you when she dumped you it wasn't the right time for her to be in a relationship

 

but you know deep down it won't last because this new bloke will soon realise that even though he'd heard she was a bit of a goer, her bedroom antics leave a lot to be desired, and that it wasn't about that with you and what you had was special and they'll never had that

 

little sam is the fatter, uglier bird you pick up in order to make sure you don't get dumped again

 

something like that anyway

 

 

lets hope next time we dump into 'them' things aint going to well so end up taking the piss. the worse bit is when people who you thought were your mates take their side and end up knocking about with them.

i hope it doesnt turn into a situation where we end up haggling over the cds and pets, and it all turns sour. its important that the pets stay settled, and are not moved about. they have feelings too and the breakdown can be traumatic to them... moving them, especially african ones, may make them hostile.

What's the divorce settlement? We've got to get at least a couple of million from the stripey bast?rds.

there is no settlement i think it an amicable agreement

jesus christ lads, you need to get out more!

 

 

move on!

jesus christ lads, you need to get out more!

move on!

 

This coming from a lad who'll wear his Newcastle shirt on every single day of his holiday - so everyone klnows he's a geordie - even though it f?cking stinks to high heaven after a fortnight

 

The way I see it - Sam has found a club to match his own over-inflated ego. I think he'll fail, and we'll have to endure even more years of the barcodes saying they 'deserve better' than just being in the top flight.

Think about it lads, she may have fallen for a better looking lad but he still lives in an area that makes Top O'th Brow look salubrious. And with all that previous relationship baggage he has, do you really think it'll work out?

It was good while it lasted. But it wasn't meant to be. Look forward to better times with a new relatioship.