I used to give the eldest money to buy us pressies. Ive stopped bothering now- because for our anniversary i gave him a fiver to buy us a little pressie and he bought me an ornament from the charity shop and spent the rest on sweets.

Clever lad!!

Got a badge and a large bottle of Magners. I thought as it's 'my' day I would put on (again!) the last match at Burnden DVD, and I didn't get one single objection aimed at me for watching a match that I've seen before.

Edited June 19, 200719 yr by Underpants

Box of smellies from Lush and very nice they are too.

 

If Doris bought me anything from there then I'd shove it up her f?ckin nose.

 

The stuff is f?ckin horrible and stinks like a queers handbag.

 

Since she started buying that shite I have had to unblock the shower and bath wastes 3 times because they have got clogged up with f?ckin rose petals and dead bumble bees.

 

Or whatever bollocks they put in the stuff.

 

Plus its full of gemimas and trinny's, and other such f?ckwits with f?ck all to spend their money on. Doris has a cupboard full of the shite and its next to the towels meaning when I go out I smell like a f?ckin queer.

 

If you cant clean it with Swarfega then its not worth cleaning.

 

Smiffs

Hai Karate Man

I went round with a card and some 1950s Bolton programmes.

 

For a man who could not remember who Bolton were being linked with in the morning papers i was amazed that he could say a line or two about all 11 players in the November 57 Bolton reserve team that lost at Man Utd in the Lancashire Cup.

I got a tie, a watch, 3 pairs of socks and a pair of cufflinks.

 

All insignificant when put next to the home-made card my 2 yr old daughter made for me at playgwoop (as she calls it!)

I got a tie, a watch, 3 pairs of socks and a pair of cufflinks.

 

All insignificant when put next to the home-made card my 2 yr old daughter made for me at playgwoop (as she calls it!)

 

But did she draw a picture of you with stick legs a huge belly, a lobsided face and the most humungous hands?

If Doris bought me anything from there then I'd shove it up her f?ckin nose.

 

The stuff is f?ckin horrible and stinks like a queers handbag.

 

Since she started buying that shite I have had to unblock the shower and bath wastes 3 times because they have got clogged up with f?ckin rose petals and dead bumble bees.

 

Or whatever bollocks they put in the stuff.

 

Plus its full of gemimas and trinny's, and other such f?ckwits with f?ck all to spend their money on. Doris has a cupboard full of the shite and its next to the towels meaning when I go out I smell like a f?ckin queer.

 

If you cant clean it with Swarfega then its not worth cleaning.

 

Smiffs

Hai Karate Man

 

 

Glad to know the 70s are alive, kicking and smelling like a pitbull's ballbag.

 

Crawley

Smelling like a lemon sorbet along with my best mates Gemima and Tristan.

Glad to know the 70s are alive, kicking and smelling like a pitbull's ballbag.

 

Crawley

Smelling like a lemon sorbet along with my best mates Gemima and Tristan.

 

What about Tarquin? Or is he eau naturel ?

What about Tarquin? Or is he eau naturel ?

 

 

Tarquin is a Soapist, he doesn't believe in cruelty to cleaning products.

Tarquin is a Soapist, he doesn't believe in cruelty to cleaning products.

 

I think you must be soapist yer bleedin numpty

But did she draw a picture of you with stick legs a huge belly, a lobsided face and the most humungous hands?

 

Quite strange, since I only have small hands in real life.