A ) How many of you "are" or "have"..... "The Best Dad in the World"

B ) Received something really tacky from the kids, but were "too man enough" to say anything

C ) Got breakfast in bed

Edited June 18, 200719 yr by Smiley

I must admit, I got a nice shirt as apresent off my son yesterday and even complemented him on his taste in clothing. The highlight of the day though was as I came out of the bathroom after my shower, the smell of bacon and eggs came wafting up the stairs. I dressed quickly and came down to the sight of said son sat watching the cricket with a tray on his lap and a full cooked breakfast! I had cereal!

I got tickets to a Wanderers play at the Octogon:

 

 

It's an excellent idea to commission a play about Bolton Wanderers. The Octagon Theatre and the Wanderers are synonymous with the town and we're looking forward to and relishing the prospect of two important institutions working together on such an interesting project'

 

It is New Year?s Eve, 1922, and as midnight approaches the neighbours gather in Spinners Lane, to wish each other all the best for the year to come.

 

Martha Platt is dreaming of a fancy Spring wedding, but Ted Aspinall, her fianc? is worried about short time looming. His brother, Jim, dreams of revolution and red flags on the Town Hall. For Annie Hilton and her family, this New Year?s Eve is the same as every other since 1918, when the telegram came from the War Office, with the worst possible news. Can anything lift the clouds?

 

As midnight chimes Bob Stott, the corner newsagent, reveals his New Year?s resolution ? in April he?s off to Wembley, to watch the Wanderers win the FA Cup. Has Bob gone crazy? In 48 years Bolton Wanderers have been in the FA cup final only twice, and lost both times. And this is certain to be the biggest final ever ? the brand new stadium can hold 120,000 and every team in the country will be busting a gut to be there.

 

This season Joe Smith and David Jack are scoring goals galore. Cup fever seizes the town as the Wanderers win game after game. The Wanderers are going to Wembley. West Ham United, champions of division two are the opposition. They are certain to have a massive following.

 

Who is going from Bolton? In Spinners Lane the neighbours club together, men and women, mill workers and unemployed, to hire their charabang. And Bob Stott decides to walk to London, bedecked with navy blue and white ribbons and wearing brand new irons on his clogs ? can he really walk 200 miles in six days?

 

With less than a week to go, Wembley is still not finished, will it be ready on time?!! Was it a good idea to employ 120 boy scouts to control a crowd expected to reach 120,000? And what do you do when you?ve booked your wedding in the afternoon on cup final day ? and even the vicar wants to go to the match?

i got the new home shirt! and my six year old made me an omlette, which she then ate!!!

I got a Fab Dad badge, home made card and beer.

 

All in all a good result

i got the new home shirt! and my six year old made me an omlette, which she then ate!!!

from the look of you walking down the road last week (and you looked great as a family)you will be getting an extra present next year

The Stax 50th anniversary Celebration CD, Cultural Amnesia by Clive James, and an electric car polisher for my new toy.

 

Topped off by going to see Jimmy Carr in Liverpool last night.

 

A good day all round.

Quite pleased with...

- Miniature Jack Daniels bottle

- Bottle of Smirnoff Vodka

- Cuddly teddy "from my Cheeky Monkeys"

- Pint glass with "Best Dad......"

- Boss aftershave

- Large Toblerone

 

But......

- Sticky car thing with "Best Dad in the World"..... soz kids, it ain't going on my rear window!

 

Breakfast = nowt.

 

Meal at F&B's was good though; tho' my dad managed to qualify for the FREE meal and not me!

I got a bottle of whisky off my 5 month old son.

 

Mind, they'll serve just about anyone at the P?kistani-owned general goods store near me. May I add that not all general stores located at the apex of road junctions are necessarily owned by persons of P?kistani origin, and that a good number of similar stores are owned and operated by persons of British origin. I merely stated the fact to embellish an otherwise lacklustre post.

 

(That should keep Crawley off my back)

I got a bottle of whisky off my 5 month old son.

 

Mind, they'll serve just about anyone at the P?kistani-owned general goods store near me. May I add that not all general stores located at the apex of road junctions are necessarily owned by persons of P?kistani origin, and that a good number of similar stores are owned and operated by persons of British origin. I merely stated the fact to embellish an otherwise lacklustre post.

 

(That should keep Crawley off my back)

 

Is that British-born P?kistani owned? Let's get the full facts here.

from the look of you walking down the road last week (and you looked great as a family)you will be getting an extra present next year

cheers mate, i will thoroughly deserve it as well

Pair of shorts fert thols and the 1977 punk double CD. Can't wait now to pogo on the beach

Next year the wife gets exactly the same as I got off my two little angels.

 

F?ck all, apart from two home made cards (which were lovely I must add).

 

Not even a pair of socks, nor box of jelly babies.

 

I did get to the rugby and had a couple of pints with my eldest dowter which I always enjoy, but considering it was a f?ckin Sunday anyway, that does not count.

i got to see mine which is enough

Is that British-born P?kistani owned? Let's get the full facts here.

 

 

Or was it owned by Indians or Bangladeshis? It's a bit like the Peoples front of Judea and Judean Peoples front with them lot you know.

Box of smellies from Lush and very nice they are too.

Box of smellies from Lush and very nice they are too.

 

Their stuff is so good you are actually tempted to eat it. Their shops smell heavenly.

Box of smellies from Lush and very nice they are too.

 

Gay

Gay

 

 

Well it was bought in Brighton, so quite possibly.

 

I take it you are strictly Lynx man. Bought from the 99p shop. Grrrr.

Well it was bought in Brighton, so quite possibly.

 

I take it you are strictly Lynx man. Bought from the 99p shop. Grrrr.

 

Bite

 

Easy-peasy-lemon sqeezy

Bite

 

Easy-peasy-lemon sqeezy

 

They are a bit gay though

Bite

 

Easy-peasy-lemon sqeezy

 

 

I was posing you a question. Are you a Lynx man or not my macho Boltonian friend?

 

I'm guessing 'Africa'

I was posing you a question. Are you a Lynx man or not my macho Boltonian friend?

 

I'm guessing 'Africa'

 

Erm.....I use Dove roll on

 

Macho? Good heavens, if I was macho I wouldn't be posting on the internet all day & working in an office :p

Well it was bought in Brighton, so quite possibly.

 

I take it you are strictly Lynx man. Bought from the 99p shop. Grrrr.

 

 

Oh and I also agreed with you, it might seems a bit gay to some folk to get stuff from Lush. Not my problem.

Erm.....I use Dove roll on

 

Macho? Good heavens, if I was macho I wouldn't be posting on the internet all day & working in an office :p

 

 

Dove? Thats luxury!

 

I received, a small delicate bag, (similar to your normal travel shaving bag) very smart! and inside was two brushes and two tins of polish, supose to be, fer " cleaning my golf shoes"

 

I have passed this delightful prezzy to the Mrs!!!!!!!

 

Share and share alike, thats my motto!