First off you have to travel to all 92 grounds with the travel club. By the age of 10.

 

Then you have to do the same in the back of a salford van hire transit, 60% of which have to involve taking a piss bucket with you.

 

Once you've done that you need to have been ejected from at least 20, and have entered the playing area in another 10.

 

At least 45 away trips should involve night games, illegal substances, and whorehouses.

 

You must also have touched cloth on one occasion, usually at somewhere like Birmingham.

 

Until then, your just a pup.

 

you dont have to know who the first shirt sponsor was?

21st Nov 1992. 4-1.

We scored 4 or 5 goals in 4 or 5 games on the bounce around that period.

 

I didn't go, but was present at our 1-0 win in December 1990

 

it pissed it down that day iirc

 

Stubbs was on the scoresheet a bit of useless random information