The bidet?

 

Can't for the life of me understand how you can clean your arsehole with one of them without being an expert in yoga or getting water al lover the floor.

 

More suitable uses are for keeping ale cold ad washing sand off your feet.

I pissed in one once whilst desperate for a piss and someone else was on the toilet.

The bidet?

 

Can't for the life of me understand how you can clean your arsehole with one of them without being an expert in yoga or getting water al lover the floor.

 

More suitable uses are for keeping ale cold ad washing sand off your feet.

I thought that they were only for birds?

I pissed in one once whilst desperate for a piss and someone else was on the toilet.

 

You're close you and undies

 

Just keep your mutual masterbation stories to yourself

I thought that they were only for birds?

 

They are good for ducks, but not pigeons.

They are good for ducks, but not pigeons.

 

You need to get a job you ted loon

hope this helps Bidet Guide for commoners

You need to get a job you ted loon

 

Gissa job, then.

Ace fer washing thy feet.

The bidet?

 

Can't for the life of me understand how you can clean your arsehole with one of them without being an expert in yoga or getting water al lover the floor.

 

More suitable uses are for keeping ale cold ad washing sand off your feet.

You have to admit there slightly better than doing a hand stand in't shower

hope this helps Bidet Guide for commoners

 

 

How pleasant.....

 

Dry wipe at least once after having a bowel movement and before using the bidet. Excess fecal matter may clog the bidet drain. This can be quite disgusting for someone who uses the bidet after you.

I have and will never lower myself to using a bidet. Not that I'll stand up to use one. You know what I mean.

FFS

Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.