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Wimmin

ok, the ladies on this forum are the closest i am allowed to get to girls... if someone says 'he's not my type' what do they mean?

 

ugly?

 

smells?

 

no job?

 

too hairy?

 

short?

 

rumoured to be a pin dick?

 

pls explain

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Why do you even care what it means?

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erm... a friend wants to know after he was rejected

it's the same as what a bloke thinks when he wakes up the next morning next to a bird he doesn't fancy anymore who he thought was fit the night before

 

cept women are more perceptive and can generally decide this before sleeping with someone

 

in short

 

it means they don't fancy you (for one or more possible reasons) but a few drinks should do it

ok, the ladies on this forum are the closest i am allowed to get to girls... if someone says 'he's not my type' what do they mean?

 

ugly?

 

smells?

 

no job?

 

too hairy?

 

short?

 

rumoured to be a pin dick?

I think it's a case of perm any 2 from 6...........

it's the same as what a bloke thinks when he wakes up the next morning next to a bird he doesn't fancy anymore who he thought was fit the night before

cept women are more perceptive and can generally decide this before sleeping with someone

in short

it means they don't fancy you (for one or more possible reasons) but a few drinks should do it

 

In the words of Tony Green.......................................

I wouldn't even waste my time trying to work out what it means. Just move on to the next one.

I wouldn't even waste my time trying to work out what it means. Just move on to the next one.

 

 

What a nice attitude to take. Is it the simulated rape that has made you lose any respect for wimmin or were you like that before?

What a nice attitude to take. Is it the simulated rape that has made you lose any respect for wimmin or were you like that before?

 

So if I like a woman and she says "You're not my type." I'm expected to mull over the specific reasons for me not being "her type", and adjust myself accordingly?

What a nice attitude to take. Is it the simulated rape that has made you lose any respect for wimmin or were you like that before?

 

 

The lad has a point to be fair.

 

If you 'are not my type' from the outset then theres not much chance of changing that opinion, even if you lobbed out 9" of slack and a flashed the cash, and if they did change then they're a bit of a shallow whore anyway.

 

Anyway, I am suprised someone hasn't said 'it means they are frigid. Avoid'.

In the words of Tony Green.......................................

 

"Ohhhhhh... that's the gamble I'm afraid"?

So if I like a woman and she says "You're not my type." I'm expected to mull over the specific reasons for me not being "her type", and adjust myself accordingly?

No, not at all. BUT move on, made it sound like we're on a conveyor belt. Maybe I misconstrued your post.

 

Thing is, wimmin do have "types", it might not jutst be looks, it might be personalities, and sometimes they tell you "your not my type" to let you down gently and they'll never be attracted or sometines they'll say it as they're not really thought about you that way before. Without knowing folk's person circumstances, it's hard to judge which it is.

Not my type= dont fancy you/no chemistry

 

At least thats what it means to me.

I know many of us have certain characteristics we prefer and tend to stick to them as a 'type'

But for me personally, i can only explain my type as someone i feel an extraordinary amount of chemistry with.

I could meet someone who has all my 'requirements' but that doesnt mean im gonna be attracted to him.

 

If youre not her type then move on because you CANNOT create chemistry, its there or it isnt. End of.

Not my type= dont fancy you/no chemistry

 

At least thats what it means to me.

I know many of us have certain characteristics we prefer and tend to stick to them as a 'type'

But for me personally, i can only explain my type as someone i feel an extraordinary amount of chemistry with.

I could meet someone who has all my 'requirements' but that doesnt mean im gonna be attracted to him.

 

If youre not her type then move on because you CANNOT create chemistry, its there or it isnt. End of.

 

 

She speaks sense. Now you see, I'm a chemistry kind of a girl but other more normal type of wimmin are a "he's a nice lad" sort of a type. It all depends what type she is as to whether you'll get anywhere or not!

No, not at all. BUT move on, made it sound like we're on a conveyor belt. Maybe I misconstrued your post.

 

That's exactly what I meant. No point wasting time on someone who doesn't see you as "their type". Move on until you find one whose "type" you actually are. Works for both sexes so don't go all 'hyper-sensitive feminist' on me.

She speaks sense. Now you see, I'm a chemistry kind of a girl but other more normal type of wimmin are a "he's a nice lad" sort of a type. It all depends what type she is as to whether you'll get anywhere or not!

 

To me, referring to a partner as a 'nice lad' is like saying 'oh he will do'

I dont see the point in it.

I say 'he's a nice lad' about my mates/relatives etc.

Of course, theres nothing wrong in someone wanting that, each to their own, but for me, if i dont wanna screw their brains out then they are not my type.

Probaly too frank for some folk. But the truth nonetheless.

The lad has a point to be fair.

 

If you 'are not my type' from the outset then theres not much chance of changing that opinion, even if you lobbed out 9" of slack and a flashed the cash, and if they did change then they're a bit of a shallow whore anyway.

 

Anyway, I am suprised someone hasn't said 'it means they are frigid. Avoid'.

 

 

Is there a connection between 9 inches and shallow? Just wondering

each to their own, but for me, if i dont wanna screw their brains out then they are not my type.

I preferred the "chemistry" bit but if I'm being honest, that's what I meant too! :pardon:

 

So, Dave, in conclusion: I reckon, you need to decide, do you think she is the "chemistry" type like me and Missus C or is she the "nice lad, he'll do"?

That will answer whether it's worth pursuing.

Ignore 'em all rev.

 

It means she's a lezza.

Her loss: move on!

Is there a connection between 9 inches and shallow? Just wondering

 

Not really :D

 

However, only the first 4 or 5 inches of snatch is receptive and sentitive to a good pounding. So the rest is either out in the cold doing nowt, or causing some discomfort - especially if you have a bellend like a goose egg.

 

Whether some wimmin have another button just below their lungs, or wether its another 'wrong wiring' issue from the lower regions is open for debate.

 

Either way I wont f?cking reach it so like the appendix, its pretty much useless.

ok, the ladies on this forum are the closest i am allowed to get to girls... if someone says 'he's not my type' what do they mean?

 

ugly?

 

smells?

 

no job?

 

too hairy?

 

short?

 

rumoured to be a pin dick?

 

pls explain

because your a ginger :rofl:

dunno i'm EVERY birds type :good:

Are you f?cking mentle

 

Just get the chloroform rag over their mouths as soon as possible

 

Freaks

I think 'not my type' is similar to 'Its not you, its me' and 'I don't want to lose your friendship'

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because your a ginger :rofl:

strawberry blonde sunshine- all 7" of it!!

 

it now transpires my seperated/come ex wife has had her claws out!! i am a nice lad, and i think there is some chemistry- though perhaps this is a bit one sided. oh well, only six hours till free view comes on :pardon:

Look at it from another point of view.

 

Work out how much it costs to keep a wife, bigger house, cars, handbags, etc over a 12 month period over and above what it would if you were single.

 

Divide this number by how many times you get your end wet over the same period. You now have a 'cost per shag'.

 

Mine is around ?2000.

 

I could get some f?cking rude sex with that and I wouldn't have to book it a week in advance.

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