Is it just me who cannot abide this shite?

 

We've had all kinds of wanky charity auctions throughout the week at work. Tomorrow will see a whole host of contrived 'whacky' events. Then that is followed up by a load of shite on TV. Celebrities jumping on the bandwagon for a bit of free publicity in the name of charity.

 

Tw*ts like Lenny Henry - if he was funny he would be on TV on alot more frequently. He isn't on for a fcuking reason. The emotional blackmail clips of starving kids - must just have an annual famine across Africa, you never hear about it otherwise.

 

Don't get me started on the multi-millionaire tax exiles like Bono and Geldof. In fairness, Geldof may not be a tax exile - but he's a cnut nonetheless.

 

If I want to give to charity I will, I don't need to be coerced and made to feel like a miserable tw*t if I don't follow the sheep and wear a cunting red nose.

 

Oh, and I'm having a bad day

Could I add the part about it being acceptable to cut off a young girls clitoris with a broken piece of pottery? Personally, as a European, I like mine where it is.

What round your Knees.

What round your Knees.

You really are a bit of a cock, aren't you?

You really are a bit of a cock, aren't you?

Oh sorry just a mad moment.

You really are a bit of a cock, aren't you?

 

I think you're underestimating him.

Could I add the part about it being acceptable to cut off a young girls clitoris with a broken piece of pottery? Personally, as a European, I like mine where it is.

please prey tell, i spent years looking for my ex's...

 

right or wrong, i have pissed around at work all day (after six weeks off they expect me to be productive?), but by having my haircut for the first time in over a year, and without applying pressure on anyone, i have raised enoung filthy lucre to... i'll leave it at that. comic relief has the medium to get people onside. i would preferably had the money i raised go elsewhere, but matters of out my control prevented that. do i feel guilty about this? a little, but does that stop me from trying some more? not at all. comic relief provides an avenue for those uninspired by individual charities. how many are too tight/lazy/syupid to find a charity they solely believe in? donations are no bad thing

yeah man.....

Don't get me started on the multi-millionaire tax exiles like Bono and Geldof. In fairness, Geldof may not be a tax exile

 

That takes a special type of genius, good work.