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I Enjoy The Matchday Experience

I want to share with you the secret of how to enjoy the matchday experience.

Every game is different for entertainment value, but there is a deep scientific and mathematical formula to enjoying the day:

 

 

 

 

The worse we play, the more you Drink :drinks:

I was absolutely RatArsed on saturday :yahoo:

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I want to share with you the secret of how to enjoy the matchday experience.

Every game is different for entertainment value, but there is a deep scientific and mathematical formula to enjoying the day:

 

 

 

 

The worse we play, the more you Drink :drinks:

I was absolutely RatArsed on saturday :yahoo:

I was in a state of shock and didn't even have a drop.

I was in a state of shock and didn't even have a drop.

 

Your a poet, and you prob dint even know it! :yahoo:

Aye, because shock & drop rhyme.

 

Or was it free verse or a haiku?

Aye, because shock & drop rhyme.

 

Or was it free verse or a haiku?

 

 

 

 

 

Thats just a line from many stanzas

Aye, because shock & drop rhyme.

 

Or was it free verse or a haiku?

I know a bit about Haikus...........magical powers

An old silent pond...

A frog jumps into the pond,

splash! Silence again.

 

Haikus are shit, FACT

An old silent pond...

A frog jumps into the pond,

splash! Silence again.

 

Haikus are shit, FACT

 

But sounds more fun to watch than last Saturday's match, Traf.

I want to share with you the secret of how to enjoy the matchday experience.

Every game is different for entertainment value, but there is a deep scientific and mathematical formula to enjoying the day:

 

 

 

 

The worse we play, the more you Drink :drinks:

I was absolutely RatArsed on saturday :yahoo:

 

Works the opposite for me,i was home for 9 on Saturday(granted i was legless)

 

if we would have won it would have been 12 at the earliest.

 

Of course i still love going to the match but Saturday game was SHITE :nea:

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MG from what I have heard about how much you had to drink before half-time....using my scientific equation for you, the second half must have been like watching Brazil :drinks:

An old silent pond...

A frog jumps into the pond,

splash! Silence again.

 

Haikus are shit, FACT

 

The Reebok...

A load of cock;

Once a fuckin gain!

MG from what I have heard about how much you had to drink before half-time....using my scientific equation for you, the second half must have been like watching Brazil :drinks:

 

:good: Had a good sesh Saturday,that i wont deny :drinks:

The Reebok...

A load of cock;

Once a fuckin gain!

 

That's not 5-7-5, man.

That's not 5-7-5, man.

The bloody Reebok...

What a load of cock it was;

Once a fuckin gain!

An old silent pond...

A frog jumps into the pond,

splash! Silence again.

 

Haikus are shit, FACT

 

But would it have made a noise if nobody had been there to witness the event?

I'm becoming a bit of a matchday pisscan. I'm not proud of it, but I think Zozzy has a point about one's perception of the game after a cider or two.

think all your tales are bad.went to the match wot a load of crap that was .then went belle vue dogs good night apart from a load of gloating scouse twats.cant drink. then i see megson puts in the paper fans get a reality check. well ime sorry but the only people who need to get a reality check is garside davis smugson .37yrs watching the whites and to be told that well fuck you megson. rant over

think all your tales are bad.went to the match wot a load of crap that was .then went belle vue dogs good night apart from a load of gloating scouse twats.cant drink. then i see megson puts in the paper fans get a reality check. well ime sorry but the only people who need to get a reality check is garside davis smugson .37yrs watching the whites and to be told that well fuck you megson. rant over

:blink: :nea:

think all your tales are bad.went to the match wot a load of crap that was .then went belle vue dogs good night apart from a load of gloating scouse twats.cant drink. then i see megson puts in the paper fans get a reality check. well ime sorry but the only people who need to get a reality check is garside davis smugson .37yrs watching the whites and to be told that well fuck you megson. rant over

 

who would they be?

who would they be?

Lawyers?

It's full of cocks here,

As we lost on Saturday,

what a bunch of cocks.

who would they be?

hmm i dont no betty

Lawyers?

 

I've found out who Phil Garside is and he is indeed a solicitor

ppl_pajgarside.jpg

 

and this is Eddie Davis who's a con on death row

davis_eddie.jpg

 

Couldn't find a Gary Smugson though.

hmm i dont no betty

 

well i do yes vera

I found kickoff's screensaver:

 

mugson.jpg

I found kickoff's screensaver:

 

I wonder if he wears eyeliner.

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