There are some thick fcuking coppers out there:

 

http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/S...ight_Be_Offence

 

Company director Gary Sanders was speaking on a hands-free phone as he was travelling to work when police in the Mersey Tunnel ordered him to pull over.

 

Mr Sanders, 47, said he was stunned to be told by a traffic officer that laughing while driving a car can be an offence.

Traffic police are glorified car park attendants.

Traffic police are glorified car park attendants.

 

I was stopped by a copper a while back. I thought, oh bollocks. First thing he says to me is, "don't worry doll, I'm not one of those traffic cops", and he just gave me a little chat about tear arsing (which to be fair I was) and off I went with a flea in my ear. I got the impression from his tone, he wasn't the greatest fan of traffic police either.

Edited March 21, 200917 yr by no balls

Traffic cops refer to regular cops as plastics.

 

Oh, and it's bobbies, not cops.

 

Cops is american.

Driving up Wigan Road last night, was doing a few miles over the limit and spotted a police car parked in a side street, quickly slowed down but then saw the flashing lights behind me. Pulled over and he drove past and got a van infront of me!

 

A little relieved I was!

I was stopped by a copper a while back. I thought, oh bollocks. First thing he says to me is, "don't worry doll, I'm not one of those traffic cops", and he just gave me a little chat about tear arsing (which to be fair I was) and off I went with a flea in my ear. I got the impression from his tone, he wasn't the greatest fan of traffic police either.

 

 

I thowt you'd knock the patronising tw?t out for calling you doll

I was stopped by a copper a while back. I thought, oh bolllocks. First thing he says to me is, "don't worry doll, I'm not one of those traffic cops", and he just gave me a little chat about tear arsing (which to be fair I was) and off I went with a flea in my ear. I got the impression from his tone, he wasn't the greatest fan of traffic police either.

 

Not sure if it's a country-wide thing, but in the Met their nickname is the Black Rats (or generally just Rats) as they are the only species to eat their own.

Not sure if it's a country-wide thing, but in the Met their nickname is the Black Rats (or generally just Rats) as they are the only species to eat their own.

Squid - bet you're on fer th'overtime April 1st/2nd when the unwashed hit town

Neighbour over here is a top level rozzer. Calls the traffic police 'jury fcukers' because he believes half of the acquittals stem from jury members hating the police because they believe they've been unjustly f?cked over by traffic division. Making an otherwise good citizen into a 'criminal'.

 

Also tells me that no one will have owt to do with em at social events and the like and they just stick together. My heart bleeds. Horrible c?nts.

Well, I think our police are the best in the world and our judiciary system is second to none.

Squid - bet you're on fer th'overtime April 1st/2nd when the unwashed hit town

 

Bolllocks to that I'm on my restdays. Fcukers struggle to get me in when I'm supposed to be here as it is.

Bolllocks to that I'm on my restdays. Fcukers struggle to get me in when I'm supposed to be here as it is.

 

 

Lazy arse

Lazy arse

 

Sick note

Well, I think our police are the best in the world and our judiciary system is second to none.

 

 

So what have you been charged with ?

I was just aiming to provoke a bit of a debate.

Traffic cops refer to regular cops as plastics.

 

Oh, and it's bobbies, not cops.

 

Cops is american.