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Friday Joke...

My house was broken into last night

 

Bastards stole crisps, pot-noodles, biscuits, sweets & peanuts?

 

F*cking snack heads!!!

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My house was broken into last night

 

Bastards stole crisps, pot-noodles, biscuits, sweets & peanuts?

 

F*cking snack heads!!!

 

:rofl: I chuckled

I just shook my head.

I chuckled then shook my head

I chucked my head

Man goes to the doctor and says "I've got a huge hole in my ass"

The doctors says "drop your pants, bend over and let have a look". "Fuck me!!" says the doctor " what could have made a hole as big as that?"

Patient replies I've been fucked by an elephant".

The doctor says "An elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous".

Patient replies "He fingered me first

My house was broken into last night

 

Bastards stole crisps, pot-noodles, biscuits, sweets & peanuts?

 

F*cking snack heads!!!

 

I shook my head when i saw the new advert for pot noodle,

 

donna kebab flavour, :blink: go and fcuk right off

I shook my head when i saw the new advert for pot noodle,

 

donna kebab flavour, :blink: go and fcuk right off

 

It's not an aberation, it's a taste sensation!

I shook my head when i saw the new advert for pot noodle,

 

donna kebab flavour, :blink: go and fcuk right off

 

I'll admit, i did chuckle at the advert. but shook head at joke

The new pot noodle advert is the most blatant rip off I've ever seen and I hope the people that made it catch Swine Flu. If you've ever watched Flight of the Conchords, you'll know what I mean. If not, you won't have a clue.

The new pot noodle advert is the most blatant rip off I've ever seen and I hope the people that made it catch Swine Flu. If you've ever watched Flight of the Conchords, you'll know what I mean. If not, you won't have a clue.

 

the high schjool musical pisstake or the kebab pot noodle?

the high schjool musical pisstake or the kebab pot noodle?

 

I didn't realise there was more than one. I'm talking about the Flight of the Conchords rip off.

I didn't realise there was more than one. I'm talking about the Flight of the Conchords rip off.

 

not seen flight of the conchords :pardon:

not seen flight of the conchords :pardon:

 

I highly recommend it.

not seen flight of the conchords :pardon:

 

It crashes into a housing estate in Paris.

FAO FRANK SPENCER!!! That Avitar is quality!

Wife runs out of petrol and phones Husband........

"Im scared to fill up because of this Swine Flu".

He says, "You daft twat, its in Mexico not fcukin Texaco".

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I taught my son how to masturbate yesterday.

 

I also told him that in five years time, when he's 13, he can use his own cock!

 

=@

Edited by Totty

Jonathan Ross has been in trouble again! This time he was fined ?200 for the theft of a kitchen utensil..

 

Apparently he has released a statement saying "it was a whisk worth taking".

Just got a Ricky Hatton toaster from Argos

 

Its shite - can't even do 2 rounds

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