I read somewhere how many grams of fat are in a Meatball Marinara sub. I can't remember exactly but it was a scary amount.

 

I used to give the ex-wife a couple of kilos of "fat" on a regular basis, we got divorced when she became bow-legged.

You know the slabs of "meat" they have at Subway - ham, turkey & beef?

 

Have a closer look. It arrives packaged like Pringles and rolls off the production line (not kidding here either) in 1 metre long slabs.

 

It is made from processed ham/turkey/beef BASED products and is a liquid mix prior to becoming a lovely slab.

 

Next time you're down there, get a sandwich with nothing but meat on (no sauce, salad etc) and just have yerself a wee sniff of the meat. Then open a can of dog food and see if you can spot any difference. Go on, see if you can.

 

Even the cheese isn't cheese for fucks sake.

You know the slabs of "meat" they have at Subway - ham, turkey & beef?

 

Have a closer look. It arrives packaged like Pringles and rolls off the production line (not kidding here either) in 1 metre long slabs.

 

It is made from processed ham/turkey/beef BASED products and is a liquid mix prior to becoming a lovely slab.

 

Next time you're down there, get a sandwich with nothing but meat on (no sauce, salad etc) and just have yerself a wee sniff of the meat. Then open a can of dog food and see if you can spot any difference. Go on, see if you can.

 

Even the cheese isn't cheese for fucks sake.

 

Whats wrong with dog food?

 

Apart from a bit of seasoning?

It is made from processed ham/turkey/beef BASED products and is a liquid mix prior to becoming a lovely slab.

 

 

That is one of my least favourite words in the English language! Along with crotch & gusset.

I keep reading this as "Double Hitler"

Examples of Nazi fast food?

 

A Goebbels Whopper with Cheese

That is one of my least favourite words in the English language! Along with crotch & gusset.

 

discharge

 

Fcuking hell Satan.

 

It's bad enough I have to scroll down the screen quickly when I'm at work so folk don't see all the St George's flags and think I'm viewing some kind of National Front site without you pissing about with photo shop making me look like a bloody nazi sympathiser!

 

View the lo-fi version. Tis what I do at work.

View the lo-fi version. Tis what I do at work.

 

 

I do have that on but it doesn't filter everything out for some reason.

Fat cunt.

 

Seconded