I'm not gay or a bird or owt, but i do like a lager thus, i'm a bit of a fat bastard.

 

Now the wife got me eating red days and green days?

 

Does anyone know owt about this shit, and does it work?

might do if you stick to it and do it properly

 

lad i knew, proper fat cnt

 

joined weight watchers

 

but ate 3 times as many packs of their choc chip cookies

 

his logic told him it wouldn't be a problem

 

he's still a fat cnt

Put down the fork & go for a walk.

 

Failing that, took a look at yourself in a mirror, with your gut covering your cock. If that doesn't work - then I don't know what will.

 

Fat people disgust me - have some self-respect, you sweaty cunts

Fat people, in general, are lazy and greedy, and usually in denial about both.

Fat people, in general, are lazy and greedy, and usually in denial about both.

 

 

I'm a tad porky & accept it's due to eating too much of the wrong stuff and not doing enough exercise.

When I was young & slim I used to work with a bird called Tricia (we called her fat Pat because I'm immature like that) & every lunch she used to sit there with a lettuce leaf & a slice of ham & tell us how she didn't know why she was so big & how it was unfair how we had a chippy dinner! Once my boss suggested it might be something to due to the tonne weight of chocolate she snaffled out of her drawer, you silly bint!

Fat people disgust me - have some self-respect, you sweaty cunts

 

Oy!! you cheeky skinny c?nt, I was thin like thee until I hit my late 40's then started to put a bit o' timber on, It WILL happen to you, You probably don't drink enough anyway, lightweight.

I'm a tad porky & accept it's due to eating too much of the wrong stuff and not doing enough exercise.

 

I disagree with your use of the word 'porky'. You're a beautiful specimen.

I disagree with your use of the word 'porky'. You're a beautiful specimen.

I've let a few comments go but you're now starting to make me a little nervous!

Fat people, in general, are lazy and greedy, and usually in denial about both.

 

He's reet. We're not big boned or have slow metaboliwotsits.

 

We just dont do enough excersize and eat/sup the wrong stuff at the wrong time. I rarely do breakfast, eat next to fuck all all day, get home at about 7pm, have my tea about 8Pm, then graze and sup wine until I go to bed.

 

Its all back to front.

I've let a few comments go but you're now starting to make me a little nervous!

 

Don't be alarmed my dear. I've been admiring you from afar. Studying your behaviour and planning my next move like a well trained Chinese chess player.

 

Don't be alarmed my dear. I've been admiring you from afar. Studying your behaviour and planning my next move like a well trained Chinese chess player.

 

 

 

Well, if we're getting all silence of the lambs about it, i have to say that Noballs would make a fantastic addition to any suit made of human skin, she exfoliates and moisturises tha knows!

Well, if we're getting all silence of the lambs about it, i have to say that Noballs would make a fantastic addition to any suit made of human skin, she exfoliates and moisturises tha knows!

 

 

you missed the cleansing bit too!

i have to say that Noballs would make a fantastic addition to any suit made of human skin

 

 

Woah! Woah! Woah!! Not yet!!! She has promised me quiche!!! (remember?)

FFS there are 3 wimmin on the same thread, that can't be right, can it?

FFS there are 3 wimmin on the same thread, that can't be right, can it?

 

Thread about weight - and women will flock to it - but likes when someone brings cakes into the office......

Thread about weight - and women will flock to it - but likes when someone brings cakes into the office......

 

 

True, however, could i point out that i havnt discussed weight issues, merely suggesting that someone should be skinned. Its not exactly calorie counting talk PB!

 

Do folk still take cakes into offices? havnt the PC brigade put a dampener on stuff like that? In case there is mass food poisoning and everyones off work?

Fat people, in general, are lazy and greedy, and usually in denial about both.

WE ARE NOT

Do folk still take cakes into offices? havnt the PC brigade put a dampener on stuff like that? In case there is mass food poisoning and everyones off work?

It'll be a sad day if the Health and Safety brigade do ban cakes in the office. I like a "creamy horn" or a "chocolate finger" about this time of day

It'll be a sad day if the Health and Safety brigade do ban cakes in the office. I like a "creamy horn" or a "chocolate finger" about this time of day

 

Hark at Finbar Saunders here!

Anthow, I'm bringing homemade flapjacks in for Friday afternoon's little treat!

Hark at Finbar Saunders here!

Anthow, I'm bringing homemade flapjacks in for Friday afternoon's little treat!

I'll be back at home tomorrow, could you pop one in a jiffy bag and post it to me for Saturday morning.

 

Much obliged

I'll be back at home tomorrow, could you pop one in a jiffy bag and post it to me for Saturday morning.

 

Much obliged

 

With our without fruit? I'm doing a batch of each. They're the chewy ones too, I can't be doing with them crunchy types.

Yours Sincerely

Mrs. Miggins.

Oy!! you cheeky skinny c?nt, I was thin like thee until I hit my late 40's then started to put a bit o' timber on, It WILL happen to you, You probably don't drink enough anyway, lightweight.

 

exactly

thin people are cunts - it's not natural

 

after all, let's think of some animals:

 

polar bear, lion, gorilla, blue whale - all fat as fuck but hard as nails and top of the food chain

 

spider, giraffe, sea horse, newt - thin as fuck, soft as shit and all the other animals look down on 'em...well apart from the giraffe, the lanky gormless fucker

Does the consensus apply the same to fat women as it does to fat men on WW?

 

There's one thing to have a bit of chubbiness (in fact I quite like it one some birds who can carry it) but surely a really fat fucker of a women or man is just not right or necessary in any way.

 

No doubt I will be a big blancmange by the time im 50 and will eat my words, quite literally!

I need to rewind a little for NB's sake

 

 

Woah! Woah! Woah!! Not yet!!! She has promised me quiche!!! (remember?)

I need to rewind a little for NB's sake

 

I've got the hint:

What filling do you want then?

Anyone else want me to make them a quiche whilst we're at it?