They just don't think long......

 

Tea time, Doris says 'wish I'd got some wine now '

 

A few hours later, shes in her dressing gown tucking into a bar of chocolate, I asks her for a piece and she tells me to 'fuck off, get your own'. Ok. Like that is it.

 

So I nips to the offy and buys my own. And guess what else. Yup. Tastes nice too.

 

'Wheres my glass?' she asks.

 

'In the fuckin shop, get your own'.

 

 

Thats why wimmin will never rule the world.

Edited December 4, 200916 yr by Smiffs

After you shaved yer balls!!!!

They just done think long......

 

Tea time, Doris says 'wish I'd got some wine now '

 

A few hours later, shes in her dressing gown tucking into a bar of chocolate, I asks her for a piece and she tells me to 'fuck off, get your own'. Ok. Like that is it.

 

So I nips to the offy and buys my own. And guess what else. Yup. Tastes nice too.

 

'Wheres my glass?' she asks.

 

'In the fuckin shop, get your own'.

 

 

Thats why wimmin will never rule the world.

 

They are truly lovely, though

Fuckin hell.

 

Who gave Tommy Two Shags the brave pills?

Brixton did.....want some do ya.

Dont need em. I'm on my second glass.

 

Need to sup the bottle before I need a piss so not to leave it unattended.

Smiffs, I would have done the same and then made sure she got half of the bottle. Moral high ground. Priceless.

Hmmmm.

 

Interesting.........

kids birthdays thursday one 12 today one 8 our mavis goes ASDA wednesday night for cakes and candles gets back with candles . i said weres cakes in car

O SHIT I FORGOT THEM are thay all that fuckin num

kids birthdays thursday one 12 today one 8 our mavis goes ASDA wednesday night for cakes and candles gets back with candles . i said weres cakes in car

O SHIT I FORGOT THEM are thay all that fuckin num

 

Delicious irony

Bolty, I tried your tactic.

 

She took the high ground with ease by telling me to fuck off

'Wheres my glass?' she asks.

 

'In the fuckin shop, get your own'.

 

 

Thats why wimmin will never rule the world.

 

See... At that point, I'd just kick you in nads, take the bottle and lock myself in bedroom

Women will always win, they have something you want, you have something they want every now and again, so in life your fccked, pass the wine & chocs and you might be.

If not stick your finger up your bum and wipe it on her nose when she is asleep.

Edited December 4, 200916 yr by Mr Magoo

See... At that point, I'd just kick you in nads, take the bottle and lock myself in bedroom

 

Kinky!

Women will always win, they have something you want, you have something they want every now and again, so in life your fccked, pass the wine & chocs and you might be.

If not stick your finger up your bum and wipe it on her nose when she is asleep.

 

It's good but it's not right. A Cadbury chocolate button wedged between the cheeks of her arse will have her think she shat herself during the night.

It's good but it's not right. A Cadbury chocolate button wedged between the cheeks of her arse will have her think she shat herself during the night.

It's good but it's not right. A Cadbury chocolate button wedged between the cheeks of her arse will have her think she shat herself during the night.

 

I've been on this planet over 30 years.

 

Why has this magical act of tomfoolery never come on my radar before.

 

I shall let you all know the outcome tomorrow morning, cos that is fucking brilliant.

If it melts onto the sheet, get your finger nail out to scratch a bit, put it near your nose and curl up your top lip saying "You dirty, dirty cow!" Then, just to make sure it really is shit, put the finger in your mouth.

 

She'll be wretching like a good un.

If it melts onto the sheet, get your finger nail out to scratch a bit, put it near your nose and curl up your top lip saying "You dirty, dirty cow!" Then, just to make sure it really is shit, put the finger in your mouth.

 

She'll be wretching like a good un.

A Cadbury chocolate button wedged between the cheeks of her arse will have her think she shat herself during the night.

Make sure it wasnt a dream about the chocky button first.