So I said to her, what time is this to be getting in you filthy cow

 

And she says 'I've been working, what about you'

 

And I could only say 'I;ve been on the piss'

 

What use was that, where has my retorts gone too

 

Anyhow, what I really meant to do was apologise to Zoe, firstly for not recognising her and secondly for anything else I may or may not have said, I was very drunk, and that means all weekend not just tonight or last night depending on how you look at it

 

So, time I had some sleep, kebab, etc

 

Goodbye spider monkies

In fact, here's just been a big fight on Bradshaawgate two lads called have just been filled in by a bunch of bouncers so if anybody is dead tomorrow, Im a witness so I'd better tell you now as I wont remember a thing tomorrow

Ive just put my hand in front of my face and I've got 27 fingers which tells me Im drunker than I imagined

 

How the shit I can still type is beyone me

 

Auto pilot one thinks

Oh and I got an easter egg today too

 

Well a chocolate bunny

Who's turned the lights on, surely it's not morning already

Rough this morning?

So I said to her, what time is this to be getting in you filthy cow

 

And she says 'I've been working, what about you'

 

And I could only say 'I;ve been on the piss'

 

What use was that, where has my retorts gone too

 

Anyhow, what I really meant to do was apologise to Zoe, firstly for not recognising her and secondly for anything else I may or may not have said, I was very drunk, and that means all weekend not just tonight or last night depending on how you look at it

 

So, time I had some sleep, kebab, etc

 

Goodbye spider monkies

 

When you sober up, which I accept could be weeks off, it's only fair you tell us more about this neighbour of yours alongside a picture of her busters please.

widnes do you do many drugs?

Hes High on Life!!!

widnes do you do many drugs?

 

 

he left his septum in a bar in prague.

 

 

FACT.

he left his septum in a bar in prague.

 

 

FACT.

 

I can't see Tony Bennett having a hit with that.

I left my heart in Papworth General?

widnes do you do many drugs?

 

Let me tell you something young Frandsen

 

I've not had any drugs this year

 

My mind's just not wired the same as yours

 

Now, who was the random bloke in Manchester last night wearing a Bolton shirt, Last seen on Bradshawgate wearing a Salford shirt

 

It worries me when strangers say 'Do you post on Wanderersways' about 2 mins into conversations

I left my heart in Papworth General?

 

 

Another hmhb classic.

Apology accepted Widders, you were extremely annebriated

Apology accepted Widders, you were extremely annebriated

Hi Zoe, have you still got that jacket you swapped in Guimares.

Hi Zoe, have you still got that jacket you swapped in Guimares.

 

I have yes Biff why?

Let me tell you something young Frandsen

 

I've not had any drugs this year

 

My mind's just not wired the same as yours

 

Now, who was the random bloke in Manchester last night wearing a Bolton shirt, Last seen on Bradshawgate wearing a Salford shirt

 

It worries me when strangers say 'Do you post on Wanderersways' about 2 mins into conversations

 

good to know. i always enjoy reading on of your threads.

I have yes Biff why?

 

I just wondered. It's what I remember most about you.

I just wondered. It's what I remember most about you.

 

Ha ha why? Thought you may have wanted to buy it!

I'll have some soiled knickers if your selling them

I'll have some soiled knickers if your selling them

 

Widders will probably give them to you for nothing

I'll have some soiled knickers if your selling them

 

How soiled do you require them