Always packed, the menu and prices are as follows:

 

Steak Slices 2 for ?1

Jumbo sausage rolls 2 for ?1

Fresh cream cakes 2 for ?1

Cookies 3 for ?1

Freshly baked loaves 2 for ?1

Meat & potato pies 2 for ?1

Sausage or bacon barms ?1

Drinks 50p

Fresh scones 4 for ?1

Strawberry tarts 2 for ?1

Fresh sandwiches ?1

Novelty biscuits 3 for ?1

 

It's at 'the side of Burtons, no complaints from our lot, especially at them prices. No doubts Smileys been in

Always packed, the menu and prices are as follows:

 

Steak Slices 2 for ?1

Jumbo sausage rolls 2 for ?1

Fresh cream cakes 2 for ?1

Cookies 3 for ?1

Freshly baked loaves 2 for ?1

Meat & potato pies 2 for ?1

Sausage or bacon barms ?1

Drinks 50p

Fresh scones 4 for ?1

Strawberry tarts 2 for ?1

Fresh sandwiches ?1

Novelty biscuits 3 for ?1

 

It's at 'the side of Burtons, no complaints from our lot, especially at them prices. No doubts Smileys been in

 

No, but could be tempted. On salad at the minute!

sounds good to me

I bet their clientele is a who's who of last month's Jezzer.

Always packed, the menu and prices are as follows:

 

Steak Slices 2 for ?1

Jumbo sausage rolls 2 for ?1

Fresh cream cakes 2 for ?1

Cookies 3 for ?1

Freshly baked loaves 2 for ?1

Meat & potato pies 2 for ?1

Sausage or bacon barms ?1

Drinks 50p

Fresh scones 4 for ?1

Strawberry tarts 2 for ?1

Fresh sandwiches ?1

Novelty biscuits 3 for ?1

 

It's at 'the side of Burtons, no complaints from our lot, especially at them prices. No doubts Smileys been in

 

 

I will go and have a nosy at dinner today, seems good at those prices, and I dont give a fcuk if its full of tramps as long as i get decent grub at a fair price

What's a novelty biscuit?

been one of them in costa del farny for ages .

 

normally see no balls in there when i,m passing

I'll be sticking to my 3 for a fiver pizzas from Morrisons

I've just been to M&S to get some ?10 champagne and some greedy bastard has bought it all

 

Anyhow, I thought I'd call in the Pound bakery, I'm half way through a meat and potato pie and it's a 50p pie

 

So, I shall try something else next time

I'm opening a shop in Leigh selling cups of my own biz and piss for ?1, and I know for a fact they will queue out of the door.

 

'You do know its human excrement?'

 

'Yeah, but what do you want for a quid?'

 

'Aye, fair enough, fetch me one. In fact no, fetch me two, me Nans coming for tea'.

Bought a couple of shortcrust pasties. Pigeons didn't turn their noses beaks up! They were the most tasteless shite with the thickest pastry I've ever spent money on!

Edited November 18, 201015 yr by MickyD

Widnes, if it was the Middlebrook one, it's Mummy Balls who has whipped a fair few bottles. Apparently it's alreet stuff.

I've just been to M&S to get some ?10 champagne and some greedy bastard has bought it all

 

Anyhow, I thought I'd call in the Pound bakery, I'm half way through a meat and potato pie and it's a 50p pie

 

So, I shall try something else next time

 

Right, I've not had owt yet but will be sampling tomorrow, and to be honest Greenhaulgh's M & P pies are tasteless. It's got to be better than the works restaurant

Edited November 18, 201015 yr by Breightmet Boy

How much for 4 steak slices ??

Right, I've not had owt yet but will be sampling tomorrow, and to be honest Greenhaulgh's M & P pies are tasteless. It's got to be better than the works restaurant

 

 

So howd on, you've not tasted the stuff yet? It might be dog food (& I'd bet you my dog eats better) & to be honest if you're dissing a Greenhalghs pastry product your tastebuds need a good steam cleaning.

How much for 4 steak slices ??

 

 

If they're all in one bag then that makes it one item, so by my reckoning, it's a pound. HTH.