im 5 foot 6, and i feel freakishly tall in my heels sometimes! doesn't help I pick the highest heels in the shoe shops!

HBAYH?

 

Proper porn shoes

Anything higher than a ballet pump and I favour Dick Emery. God meant me to be a stump.

 

Proper porn shoes

 

Oh aye, with my mini Lycra dress frontless and backless! Ikon here I come! Just screams class!

you know the rules

Anything higher than a ballet pump and I favour Dick Emery. God meant me to be a stump.

 

I'm one of those women who goes out in some lovely high heels then a couple of hours later wish I was wearing some sensible flats! I never ever learn!

you know the rules

 

That's my Saturday night attire, complete with wkd blue!

5ft9.. ?!?

 

My missus is 5ft11 and she never looks too tall..

 

my ex was 4ft10..

That's my Saturday night attire, complete with wkd blue!

 

Do you roll your own fags too?

Nah, I smoke woodbines

Nah, I smoke woodbines

 

Tell me you make your own proper gravy from proper beef stock too.

 

Go on, tell me.

 

Small things eh!?

Oh aye.

I'm 5'8 and a bit. I like wearing heels occasionally, but if I wear Wedges, I feel like a tranny.

 

My fella's 6'4 so I can get away with a bit of extra height.

I'm 5'8 and a bit. I like wearing heels occasionally, but if I wear Wedges, I feel like a tranny.

 

My fella's 6'4 so I can get away with a bit of extra height.

 

HBAYF?

HBAYF?

 

5.5

A good size for your height. Well done.

Don't believe her. She's managed to get in my shoes on more than one occasion.

Barbapapa feet that one!

A good size for your height. Well done.

 

Cheers. I thought 5.5ft feet were quite big. You've made me feel so much better now.

Don't believe her. She's managed to get in my shoes on more than one occasion.

Barbapapa feet that one!

 

Come on trotter feet, you know that's not true!