Widnes Two Hats Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 The latest news from our finest women No Balls has copped off with Des O'Connor and Missus C with Tom O'Connor Don't know what them two were drinking last night but they're very giddy today
juewanderer Posted September 25, 2011 Posted September 25, 2011 The latest news from our finest women No Balls has copped off with Des O'Connor and Missus C with Tom O'Connor Don't know what them two were drinking last night but they're very giddy today Good girls
Sweep Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 Des is top Gilf! Fact! hope you used protection NB.............don't want you giving LW a dose when you next meet
no balls Posted September 30, 2011 Posted September 30, 2011 hope you used protection NB.............don't want you giving LW a dose when you next meet I've bottled some Puerto Banus Pee up just for LW & brought it back(not mine I may add). I reckon he can tell what foreign muck the wee-er has supped. LW that is, not Des, as he's a gent.
no balls Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Widnes has been in Spain. Not near us, oh no. Ask him what part of Spain he visited. He may've seen a Des OConnor Drag Tribute act, but that's as close to the real thing as he'd get where he's been........
Sweep Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 Widnes has been in Spain. Not near us I'm not sure I believe you. Widders is a sopisticated fellow and holidays on remote Greak Islands. He doesn't associate with plebs in Spain surely.......plus the caprine residents of the Iberian peninsula are very, very rough.
Widnes Two Hats Posted October 1, 2011 Author Posted October 1, 2011 Sometimes one has to comprimise and when booking a jollyboys for 18 pisspots the sophistication of the Greek Isles would be lost But say what you want, how mucky are the women in Benidorm, 'I'm sleeping with you tonight' is sufficient to get 90% of women into bed Anyhow, I've now climbed down from the monkey tree and won't be picking any fruit for the time being, my liver is also in need of a well deserved rest
no balls Posted October 1, 2011 Posted October 1, 2011 I'm marching you down to the clap clinic later, sonny Jim!
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