Going this weekend with my friends from back in the UK. Anyone any suggestions of the best things to do. They are here Saturday to monday. So far looking at doing:

 

Sex museum

Heineken Tour

Canal Trip

Dungeons

Rijks Museum

Ann Franks Gaff

 

Are they any good?can you suggest anything else worth seeing?

 

Brass house

The places you go for a shuffle are decent spent a fortune in them over the years.

 

Oh and tell them to bring a few quid if they plan on drinking.

 

the beer aint that expensive you know. 6 euros a pint is pretty reasonable over here

Red light is ok for the first few visits. Then you find out there is so much more

 

Try leidersplein. Full of bars and restaurants where you don't have dozens of lucky lucky men saying "Charlie or pussy" repeatedly. It gets boring. Jolly sailor is great for the afternoon people watching and oggling thenbrasses over the way, then timing their visitors visits!

 

Try grasshopper on damrak. Great bar. And for a meal you won't find a better Chinese than the floating restaurant next to the boatel near central station. Best chunky this side of Nagasaki.

 

Cheaper whores can be found at the back of central station but they don't have teeth and are crackwhores. But as your not really fussy you'll probably get a wank for a

tenner.

 

Rembrandtplatz is where to go for cock and coon corner is where you go to find your hamburg girlfriends relatives.

Leidseplein is great. Met a Bolton fan in the Sports Bar there who visits one of the forums when I was stuck during the Volcano last year.

 

I'm off there on the 8th December.

 

Not done too bad, flights are ?45 return and hotel is costing ?120 for 4 nights.

i keep getting told they are going to make it illegal to smoke.......it has never been legal! it is just tolerated. however the high htc content is causing problems. they have had a few issues with gang wars too / people being murdered by folk completely off their cake.

 

i can't see it happening. no dutchy in my work thinks it will happen. we have 3 coffee shops near me and they are all pretty respectable places and the coppers even get coffee in there.

 

that new mayor in the dam wont stand a chance and all will remain good.

 

also it is and always has been illegal for foreigners to use the shops....or so i am told by my colleagues

 

 

them are the ones

Going on the 15th December.

Think we'll be doing the heiniken museum , but be giving the sex museum and them bloody love seats a miss this time!

Heineken thing is wank. You gonna buy me a beer

We'll get them in at west brom if you get them in Amsterdam :-p

Im going next week. Noticed Ajax are at home on the saturday. Anyone know about the process for buying match tickets? I was on their own site and it mentioned "match only tickets are not available to people outside the Netherlands", but then ive seen sites that are selling tickets. If i buy from them will they refuse me entry at the stadium?

If i buy from them will they refuse me entry at the stadium?

 

yes, unless you adopt a Steve McClaren comedy accent.

I can get them with a fan card I think so if you want I can try. What date is it