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Wanderers Ways. Neil Thompson 1961-2021

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I once went to an ex's family funeral and ended up doing her to cheer her up

 

The sympathy shag?

 

You're all heart, mate: I love it.

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My Aunt died in November... she was my last relative... I've nobody left... not as cousin not anyone.

 

My ex-wife realised that

 

 

Was this the rich aunt who your ex wife wants a cut of the will from?

 

They all come crawling out of the woodwork when someone dies mate.

 

 

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Also your ex-wife wasn't so understanding about you having no other fucker in the world when she unceremoniously decided the marriage was over and turfed you out.

 

Douse the bitch in petrol and make her beg you not to light a match.

 

PS I still don't understand how I didn't get that job at Relate.

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Depends on circumstances. It is never just cut and dry !

 

For me, if my wife did it with a certain Ex from her past, then I would not be happy, yet she is good pals with another of her ex's, even gone on the piss with him she has, while with me, and it did not bother me.

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