13:30

14:05

14:40

15:20

16:00

16:40

17:15

McCoy is unbelievable on a horse

now you know why

 

I hope they shoot the fucker. Right in the eyes so it can see.

Not Kauto's fault at all.

 

A truly great competitor embarassed by a stubborn trainer.

Not Kauto's fault at all.

 

A truly great competitor embarassed by a stubborn trainer.

 

Then I'll pull the trigger on the trainer.

 

I'd have lasted longer with a leprechaun on my back.

Pal of mine put ?10 on McCoy to finish today as leading jockey he got 50/1

Please find below today's magnificent fucking 7 shower of shit:

 

1.30 Grumeti - 10pts WIN - Placed.

2.05 Olofi - 10pts WIN - Wank

2.40 Boston Bob - 30pts (NAP) - Wank

3.20 Kauto Star - 20pts WIN - Got a sore paw

4.00 Enter Paradise - 5pts EW - Fell over. Must be hard to stay on FOUR fucking legs.

4.40 Molotof - 5pts EW

5.15 Idarah - 5pts EW

 

Results so far.

 

I FULLY expect the last 2 to spntaneously combust after the first furlong.

Nobody will beat that stable lad of Henderson's who won ?1m with a ?50 acca.

1.30: Hollow Tree: 7.5pts E/W

2.05: Raya Star: 10pts E/W

2.40: Brindisi Breeze: 10pts E/W (NAP)

3.20: Quel Esprit Burton Port : 5pts E/W (I just hope that odious Waley-Cohen wanker falls off)

4.00: Bradley: 5pts E/W

4.40: Molotof: 7.5pts E/W

5.15: French Opera: 5pts E/W

 

I can see me having either a very good day or an absolute wipeout!

 

Everyone raves about Cheltenham, I fucking hate the place. Send me to some small provincial track for some run of the mill Class 4 handicaps instead!

 

95pts up on the day: that'll do for me.

 

 

95pts up on the day: that'll do for me.

You had to wait forty minutes but I thought about you when Waley Cohen was unseated in the Foxhunters!

Loudest cheer of my day.

 

In fact, it was even better than him falling off Long Run.

 

First, he gets done in the Gold Cup, then he has a fall in a race where he's supposedly the star attraction.

 

Horrible twat, so's his dad.