a duck the size of a horse?

 

or a gang of duck sized horses?

that says to me you would bottle it with both.

 

i think you could take the gang of horses to be honest with your ball of freshly clean washing.

I'd rather fight the gang of duck-sized horses, if pushed for an answer.

You could just boot the Duck sized Horses out of the way, im a bit scared of the beak of a Horse sized Duck.

Do we get a choice of weapons thrown in with this question?

a duck the size of a horse, are you mad man!

 

a gang of duck sized horses fer me

horse sized duck for me if there is enough space in the freezer

horse sized duck for me if there is enough space in the freezer

 

Pancakes and plum sause with that sir?

Edited March 26, 201214 yr by MickyD

a duck the size of a horse?

 

or a gang of duck sized horses?

 

probably the latter as you could just kick them out the way

 

but it could depend on how many are in the gang

Little Whitt could be a jockey on a duck-sized horse.

20 horses are in this gang of horses zico i forgot to add....

 

see the giant duck would only have its wings as weapons,so you could out box it i reckon...plus they are pretty dim.

 

the horses could attack from all angles tripping you up in the process?

 

i still cant decide.

Am I right in thinking this fight will take place on land? This needs to be clarified.

Am I right in thinking this fight will take place on land? This needs to be clarified.

 

They might be water polo horses, I'd not thought of that.

Very good

Am I right in thinking this fight will take place on land? This needs to be clarified.

 

in a boozer.

in a boozer.

 

Don't be daft, there'll be horse and duck shit everywhere. Can it not be in the carpark?

Don't be daft, there'll be horse and duck shit everywhere. Can it not be in the carpark?

 

if you like...

 

saves any jokes about long faces and sticking drinks on the bill.

in a boozer.

 

what if the giant duck steals your henri lloyd jacket, oh wait.

In the car park? That'd just be plain quackers.

what if the giant duck steals your henri lloyd jacket, oh wait.

 

...then he would be a duck chav and maybe tooled up!

Rather have the duck the size of a horse, arm myself with a couple of loaves of Warbies, go toe to toe windmilling in with my loaves and the duck would scarper

I find that a couple of stale baguettes are better than the Warbies on these occasions.

 

Firstly the stale baguette is harder, so it hurts more.

Secondly, it's longer, so you don't have to get as close.

Thirdly, they don't like that foreign muck near them.

 

As one of the Queen's highly dangerous warriors, you've clearly not thought this through in advance.

If this duck has a bit of brains about itself, it'll see that the bagette indeed originates from foreign shores and might turn its beak up at it, and also im not sure what odour a stale baguette emits, the duck could be accustomed to this.

 

Suppose it depends on what breed of duck. Mallards can be quite tame, however if its a Swedish Blue Duck, these can be nasty bastards, they have the reputation of being like Millwall in the 70s.

I take my previous remark back, you've clearly done your homework here.

Dunno whats scarier, the fact gonzo thought about fighting horse ducks or that there seems to be another person out there thinking about horse ducks

 

It's a sacred animal in some parts of this world where effigies are placed in parks.

 

Edited March 26, 201214 yr by no balls