December 5, 201213 yr That's how it was intended. I'd never tell noballs to "Fuck off" and actually mean it. No, you can, I'm short enough & daft enough. Ignore those who jump to my defence, you keep telling me to fuck off
December 5, 201213 yr That's how it was intended. I'd never tell noballs to "Fuck off" and actually mean it. Ah now see. Its OK to do that if you know them and they know you dont mean it. Doing it to random strangers doesn't get the same understanding. When I suggest Diddles is a sponging good for fuck all useless waste of oxygen who should have been shot on the curtains, I probably mean it. When I suggest NB is a grumpy drugged up lesbo drawf, I don't really mean it and I know full well she'll headbut me in the shins this weekend.
December 5, 201213 yr Ah now see. Its OK to do that if you know them and they know you dont mean it. Doing it to random strangers doesn't get the same understanding. I've read enough of noballs' posts to understand that she won't have a nervous breakdown when some anonymous cunt on the internet tells her to "fuck off" after she asks them to smile.
December 5, 201213 yr When I suggest NB is a grumpy drugged up lesbo drawf, I don't really mean it and I know full well she'll headbut me in the shins this weekend. You missed violent I suspect I'll not be on my A game this weekend so may need to leave the headbutting for another time.
December 5, 201213 yr I've read enough of noballs' posts to understand that she won't have a nervous breakdown when some anonymous cunt on the internet tells her to "fuck off" after she asks them to smile. Maybe so but its good fun when she gets her stroppy head on at folk. Carry on.
December 5, 201213 yr I'm confused Does Cheese want the baby to be a cripple? Or is he saying NB is a little cripple? Am I a cripple? What's going on?
December 5, 201213 yr You missed violent I suspect I'll not be on my A game this weekend so may need to leave the headbutting for another time. Next Tuesday is Swingers Club up Topside.
December 5, 201213 yr What time? I'll bring the Twister. You'd be better off fetching a woman. We dont allow singles unless they're female.
December 5, 201213 yr Next Tuesday is Swingers Club up Topside. What do I have to bring this time? Will a trifle, a strap on, a geek and crotchless lingerie suffice?
December 5, 201213 yr You'd be better off fetching a woman. We dont allow singles unless they're female. I can tuck it in and put my fat lady skins on like yon mon off Silence of the Lambs then.
December 5, 201213 yr I hope not, you're in charge of vol au vents! what does one put in vol au vents these days?
December 5, 201213 yr what does one put in vol au vents these days? prawns in sauce, or Spiders flacid willy, same difference.
December 5, 201213 yr prawns in sauce, or Spiders flacid willy, same difference. Won't be flaccid if they're frsh out of the oven. Burn baby burn.
December 5, 201213 yr It's one thing being anti-monarchy, it's a whole different thing wishing a handicapped child on someone. I didn't say that, but anyway....I'm pretty sure generations of in-breeding is more likely to have a detremental effect on their child, rather than some fuckwit typing crap on an internet forum. Didn't say what? This? I hope it's deformed. That would be fucking brilliant.
December 5, 201213 yr what does one put in vol au vents these days? Everyone knows its salad cream and chopped spam. Tsk. You stick to the ironing and I'll stick to the cooking.
December 5, 201213 yr Everyone knows its salad cream and chopped spam. Tsk. You stick to the ironing and I'll stick to the cooking. Can your wench not make corned beef butties for us all?
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