December 5, 201213 yr Yes, but we're not wasting the posh John West stuff on miscreants and deviants. It's the Lidl shite with eyeballs and arteries or nowt.
December 5, 201213 yr Yes, but we're not wasting the posh John West stuff on miscreants and deviants. It's the Lidl shite with eyeballs and arteries or nowt. I'll bring a packed lunch then, ta.
December 5, 201213 yr Where did I use the word handicapped? Fair point, Cheese. I'm a bit deformed but in no way handicapped.
December 5, 201213 yr I'm a bit deformed but in no way handicapped. But if your height stops you from reaching things from the top shelves at supermarkets, doesn't that mean it's a handicap? Edited December 5, 201213 yr by DazBobParr
December 5, 201213 yr My tip? Make from scratch like all the best chefs do - Marcel Marceaux, Shane Meadows, Phil Spikey & Sophie Megson all of them say this... Buy vol-au-vent cases then fill with equal amounts of defrosted fresh prawns, heinz ketchup and hellmans mayonnaise. Fruit of the land and seas magnifique!
December 5, 201213 yr But if your height stops you from reaching things from the top shelves at supermarkets, doesn't that mean it's a handicap? Well no as I stand there on tippy toes looking all forlorn and some poor sap usually arrives pretty quickly to patronise me. Oh that and I have an extendable helping hand in my handbag.
December 5, 201213 yr ...I have an extendable helping hand in my handbag. Is that a euphemism? What if you were knocked down?
December 5, 201213 yr Well no as I stand there on tippy toes looking all forlorn and some poor sap usually arrives pretty quickly to patronise me. Oh that and I have an extendable helping hand in my handbag. I only asked because I was in Home Bargains last night (in my joggers) and a shorter lady (no idea - they were hidden under a thick coat) asked if I could get something from one of the upper shelves. I got it down for her, winked and patted her on the head.
December 5, 201213 yr I only asked because I was in Home Bargains last night (in my joggers) and a shorter lady (no idea - they were hidden under a thick coat) asked if I could get something from one of the upper shelves. I got it down for her, winked and patted her on the head with my nob
December 7, 201213 yr Devastated. I'm going to have to take a few days off work to recover from this. Some stupid cunt employs you?
December 7, 201213 yr Yes. Why do you ask? Please explain... You're clearly a sad and lonely cunt seeking attention. The only possible reason I can come up with for you wishing a deformed baby on someone. I would have thought that such clear desperation to get someone to communicate with you under any circumstances, no matter how sick, would manifest itself at the post interview psychological assessment. Or do Bolton waste tips not go to such expense?
December 7, 201213 yr Think you might have lost him there Bolty! I've always found you need a modicum of intelligence to understand.
December 7, 201213 yr It's the first time I can recall Bolty using the "C" word...must unlike the fellow
December 7, 201213 yr It's the first time I can recall Bolty using the "C" word...must unlike the fellow Just checked 'C' and I have used 'circumstance' or one of its derivatives on 87 previous occasions.
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