You can shove your ITV wank up your bum.

 

Back then if you were posh & sentenced to death you could pick your own method of execution.

The Duke of Clarence, it is said, chose to be hung upside down in a vat of Madeira wine.

 

History was shit at school, why didn't they teach us stuff like that?

She will, 100%, have taken that head home and had it halfway up her flue within the hour.

he looks like the bastard son of Charlie Chuck from Vic and Bob

Now is the winter of our discount tents.

Now is the winter of our disco tents....

I only saw the adverts trailing this, but fuzzy-head acts in kid's TV show 'Horrible Histories', which obviously qualifies him for something like this.

 

A bit like that Dara O' Brain (sic), with his 'A' level in Physics - standing him in good stead for presenting science programmes.

 

I remember them finding the skeleton a few months back, I thought to myself, what are the chances of them coming back and saying:

 

"Well, we ran some tests and it's not him, it's just some random arrow-fodder bloke..."

Made glorious summer with this sun of York.

 

And for that reason I am out. Come on Henry you Lancastrian bugger!

 

Fuck the Frenchie Plantagenets. That said they gave us a lovely badge for our national football teams kit.

My Kingdom for a horse indeed. The freak was born in Middleham North Yarkshire, there's hundreds of the four legged fuckers there.

Made glorious summer with this sun of York.

 

And for that reason I am out. Come on Henry you Lancastrian bugger!

 

Fuck the Frenchie Plantagenets. That said they gave us a lovely badge for our national football teams kit.

Think there was an episode of that QI programme where they said they are leopards not lions