I've just had to pay my ex's bill (£250.97p) to Carphone Warehouse, I was stupid enough to trust her and put it in my name. Let that be a warning chaps, don't sign anything for anyone no matter what, it's a expensive price to pay.

 

Oh, they were jelly bags so don't count in my eyes.

I read the tittle and thought you meant ex birds underwear

 

In which case I would have advised to wear them as a surgeons mask!

 

That's exactly what I was thinking too. Says a lot about the #vilethrusters on this site

40k my ex wife took me for...

 

once bitten twice shy, it won't happen again!

You could have her topped for much less.

For what it's worth I'd take her back tomorrow

Ex-birds Bills.....that means knickers were I come from!

Edited February 25, 201313 yr by Pablo

For what it's worth I'd take her back tomorrow

 

Eh?

 

It's 11.36am. You pissed already?

 

 

Eh?

 

It's 11.36am. You pissed already?

 

Still feeling effects of yesterday...