March 4, 201313 yr do we get a bank holiday when she dies??? Some things are far more important than days off, ma'am being the major one
March 4, 201313 yr Was she in the same pub as Jazza in Peterborough when he got the squits ? I hope she didn't get tripped up by the invisible man too.
March 5, 201313 yr Story on TowerFM on my way into work, the topic was 'Who makes most mess, kids or pets'. Anyhow a caller phones in and tells the story about his mate. He goes to work but unknown to him his dog has the shits, whilst he's at work his robotic Hoover, with two big power brushes on the front, is programmed to do the whole downstairs. Apparently it was covered, skirtings, carpets the lot, and when he picks the Hoover up to clean it it started. Made me laugh anyhow
Has got the shits