Has got the shits

I presumed she made it up as an excuse rather than go to Wales.

She will peg it this year.

 

Plane crash.

Will it be that pesky Prince Philip again? It was him what killed the People's Princess you know.

Her toliet's gonna be Royally flushed

Do you reckon she has a "Royal Wiper" or does she do that bit herself?

Do you reckon she has a "Royal Wiper" or does she do that bit herself?

 

It'll have to be one of those who "looks the type". I'm still wondering what constitutes that.

Do you reckon she has a "Royal Wiper" or does she do that bit herself?

 

jDurkin74 would def do it for her

Do you reckon she has a "Royal Wiper" or does she do that bit herself?

Aye, but manages a Royal Wee on her own

aye,one definitely knows how to curl one

Also, do you reckon she folds or scrunches?

 

And you you reckon she likes a bit of moist to ensure a thorough clean?

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The Groom of the Royal Stool.

What happened to the other Youri?

Do you reckon she has a "Royal Wiper" or does she do that bit herself?

Talking bout your Avatar is Scotts last week.

 

JSL

Talking bout your Avatar is Scotts last week.

 

JSL

 

It is rather splendid isn't it

It is rather splendid isn't it

Alreet aye.

She will peg it this year.

 

Plane crash.

 

Disgraceful. Maam will live on and on and on and on. Shes beat 6 of them lot

She'll be on the throne for years yet. Gastroenterit is a fucker.

Also, do you reckon she folds or scrunches?

 

And you you reckon she likes a bit of moist to ensure a thorough clean?

 

She's refined lady, so I'm going with quilted & moist.

Isn't there a rumour about someone's lover liberally dusting their c*ck with Bugle then sticking it where the sun don't shine? Done with such frequency her poor ringpiece gave up the ghost and is now a plastic one - like the valve on a bottle of squeezable Heinz Ketchup?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, no, that was that other posh 'un, Joanna Lumley. My humble apologies Ma'am.

Isn't there a rumour about someone's lover liberally dusting their c*ck with Bugle then sticking it where the sun don't shine? Done with such frequency her poor ringpiece gave up the ghost and is now a plastic one - like the valve on a bottle of squeezable Heinz Ketchup?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Oh, no, that was that other posh 'un, Joanna Lumley. My humble apologies Ma'am.

 

:: only on WW.

If it was up to me, Breightmet Boy would be one of only a few not being dragged to The Tower.

Anus horribilis?

Anus horribilis?

 

Dunno, has he?

do we get a bank holiday when she dies???

do we get a bank holiday when she dies???

 

I'd have thnk so ... and then probably one for the coronation too.