Getting a lot of airplay down here this. Seems like Boris is under the pump after doing more for cyclists than any previous Lord Mayor, Had to listen to some commie prick from the Greens this morning wanking on about limiting London traffic to 20mph. FFS, it will be an even more congested nightmare.

 

Question - are cyclists in the UK utter cocks like we have down here? One second they are a cyclist then, suddenly, a pedestrian crossing is favourable and they are suddenly a pedestrian only to mount the bike again at the other side and often scream down the fucking footpath scattering people. A particular problem down here with cycle couriers.

 

Not sure what the answer is but to keep battering the ordinary motorist certainly isn't. One thing I do know, bicycles and HGV's do not mix. Only ever going to be one winner if they clash. Cyclists are generally stroppy cunts here anyway. Not well loved because of their efforts to avoid daylight saving for their own selfish reasons rather than the good of the state and nation.

Edited November 15, 201312 yr by bolty58

Another death today: http://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2013/nov/18/sixth-london-cyclist-killed-camberwell-lorry

"Boris Johnson, the mayor of London, has said he will consider the possibility of banning cyclists from wearing headphones, following a spate of deaths in the capital."

The biggest issue is Lycra

Why do people think that they need to wear all in one Lycra body suits just to peddle a few miles to work?

I don't want to be face-to-arse with a middle aged mans sweaty, Lycra-clad arse while driving.

And what's with those strobing bike lights that some prick thought was a good idea.

And also why do joggers insist on running in the road (and also sometimes in Lycra)?

What's up with lycra? This bloke looks quite fetching in his (and no, it isn't 'our' 'legend' either)...

 

 

People run in the road because the pavements undulate at best or are generally fucked at worst, also at this time of year especially, wet leaves are both slippy and they disguise piles of dog shit - there's less of both on the road. I don't wear lycra BTW (nor ride a bike).

Edited November 20, 201312 yr by Youri McAnespie