and dragged into it we are!

Couldn't sleep

 

 

Hoping for a great session from the young uns

It's the hope that kills you

Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite

Struggle to reach the follow on now I expect, one end is constant shit from here to all out.

Struggle to reach the follow on now I expect, one end is constant shit from here to all out.

 

 

 

Clarke won't enforce

 

 

It'll be the usual 520 to win/bat for 2 days

Will Bairstow ever show us owt?

So Monty isn't injured

Not seen a seven before

Rankin is wank

Fair play to this McGrath Foundation

I'm only watching these dickheads to get me through to the Eagles.

6 down now, c'mon you tossers.

7 now, plenty of time left to knock them off

So much for your declaration at 450 Shane, this is a much easier chase.

woke up at 139-8

 

 

just when you think it can't get any worse

Reminds me of a headline in a Greek newspaper after the national football team had had a particularly unsuccessful World Cup:

 

TRAITORS MUST PAY

Agree, literal decimation pour encourager les autres seems in order.

 

Thank goodness its over anyway.

A  father goes into his daughter’s bedroom and sees a letter addressed to “Mum and Dad” on the bed. With a heavy heart he opens it and reads:

 

Dear Mum & Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m telling you that I’ve eloped with my new boyfriend. I’ve found real love and he is so nice. Especially with all his piercings, scars, tattoos and his stolen Harley.

But it’s not only that, I’m pregnant, and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his caravan in Bargara. He wants to have many more children with me and that’s one of my dreams too.

I’ve learned that marijuana does not hurt anyone and we’ll be growing it for us and Ahmed’s friends. They’re the ones providing us with all the cocaine and ecstasy we could ever want.

In the meantime we’ll pray for science to find a cure for AIDS, so Ahmed can get better. He deserves it.

Don’t worry about money. Ahmed has arranged for me to be in films that his friends Leroy and Jamal make in their garage.  Apparently I can earn $200 per scene. I get a $200 bonus if there are more than three men in the scene and an extra $100 for the alsatian.

Don’t worry Mum. Now I’m 14 I know how to take care of myself. Someday we’ll visit you and Dad so that you can meet your grandchildren.

Dad, found the cash you were hiding from mum, but don't worry we left you a few quid.

Your loving daughter,

Angelina.

 

P.S.  Dad. For God's sake calm down.  It’s not true. I’m actually watching TV at the neighbours. I just wanted to show you that there really areworse things in life than England losing the f.....g Ashes.