Barnstoneworth White

How the buggery did it come to be in your possession?

Yes it was. Got picked up by the Mrs in Wingates en route home from the ground at quarter to two, apparently I was a ‘fucking disgrace’

I have it on very good authority that they've got The Hills on keg tomorrow dinner at the Rivi Tap

Let’s just face it, we’re shite.

My grandad was mates with his father in law, Jack, who had a barber's shop in Farnworth. When I had my haircut there, Jack always let me try on Bally's England caps.

Oh ffs

What a goal

Was the tour organised by Hayward School? if so, I was on it. The match with George Best was at San Jose Earthquakes, got to meet him on the pitch, he smelt of ale. The picnics were ace btw, more of a bbq than anything else, even had butter on their hotdog rolls.

One thing’s for sure, you’re not taking us up Canal Street again

When this whole shitshow is a distant memory I can't wait to show our bunch of reprobates the delights of the NQ alehouses

Thank you very much kind sir, I'll ask the Mrs and daughter as it was them that did it.

Thanks for raising it Mr C, I"ll even let the reference to my double crown slide by 😉 They're well on the way to £250 now.

I had this bewdy cos Frankie played for them