coming out of both ends all day no stopping it

 

had tums and rennys

 

had last nights GB and pizza at 9ish

 

bout 11....3 weetabix  and started soon after

 

Dr Wanderersways any ideas

Rub yourself with a bloon

You need a Large vodka with plenty of crushed ice and limes.

I've had Bank Top arse all day

 

That's all, really.

You need a Large vodka with plenty of crushed ice and limes.

And some whizz

And rest on a parcel shelf.

let it breathe

Just get something alkaline down your neck LW - neutralise the acid.

 

Hang on, who am I saying this to? He'll be looking for summat that's 40 proof!

Just get something alkaline down your neck LW - neutralise the acid.

 

Hang on, who am I saying this to? He'll be looking for summat that's 40 proof!

His own alkaline or someone else's?

http://www.buzzfeed.com/hannahjewell/hooray-your-farts-can-smell-like-ginger#.uwMBNl5qnl

A gallon of guineas and Indian takeaway is not the answer.

His own alkaline or someone else's?

Both

fuck me bedroom stunk this morning had to open the GARAGE door