Having a third clearout of the day here. Trap one in career

I used to go days without needing a poo, I know have to have two in the morning and then generally one in the early evening

I had one this afternoon for the first time in three days.

 

I now know how Bi E feels to have something long, brown, hard and wide exiting the arse causing pain..

with a mates penis

 

Sordid.

Sordid.

 

Sounds like a Manc with a blocked nose.

 

Nice one!

These people that don't shit for days, what the fuck are you eating?

These people that don't shit for days, what the fuck are you eating?

I'm usually very regular, have a shit each morning, just didn't go for three days, not sure why.

I'm usually very regular, have a shit each morning, just didn't go for three days, not sure why.

Had you left your love eggs in?

Coffee, grapefruit juice, oily fish, all shit triggers.

Had you left your love eggs in?

 

No, it was my SkySports purple dildo.