October 18, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks. missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with?
October 18, 200421 yr can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? =P~ =P~ =P~
October 18, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Didn't see you there, then again, I was too busy eyeing up this right sort with hot pants so hot they could strip paint =P~
October 18, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Didn't see you there, then again, I was too busy eyeing up this right sort with hot pants so hot they could strip paint =P~ miami back at the gym is he?
October 19, 200421 yr Author missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Didn't see you there, then again, I was too busy eyeing up this right sort with hot pants so hot they could strip paint =P~ dont tell me you were the geezer who nearly fell off the cross trainer when she bent over in those little red shorts. missus c hid when i saw her- felt like a sumo wrestler!!! ambition- to wear shorts that small and not look terrible. problem- i love beer and loathe excercise solution- shoot birds in small pants
October 19, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Didn't see you there, then again, I was too busy eyeing up this right sort with hot pants so hot they could strip paint =P~ dont tell me you were the geezer who nearly fell off the cross trainer when she bent over in those little red shorts. missus c hid when i saw her- felt like a sumo wrestler!!! ambition- to wear shorts that small and not look terrible. problem- i love beer and loathe excercise solution- shoot birds in small pants My sentiments exactly, if you cant beat them, shoot them! O:)
October 19, 200421 yr Not been gym for 2/3 weeks - been playing football a lot recently. Do Paris & Nicole still go? (2 of the fittest young chickens you'll see) Fenny WW's Athlete
October 19, 200421 yr dont tell me you were the geezer who nearly fell off the cross trainer when she bent over in those little red shorts. missus c hid when i saw her- felt like a sumo wrestler!!! ambition- to wear shorts that small and not look terrible. problem- i love beer and loathe excercise solution- shoot birds in small pants I was on the exercise bike, she's the best I've seen there in 2 and a half years, all the blokes were just watching her. Unfortunately she didn't go for a sauna else I would have licked up the sweat from her arse
October 19, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Join me 6.30am Esporta :-$
October 19, 200421 yr Author missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Join me 6.30am Esporta :-$ its a date!!!
October 19, 200421 yr its a date!!! Make sure you Jay's breaky first then the housework before you venture out.
October 19, 200421 yr missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.missus c had near heart attack can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with? Join me 6.30am Esporta :-$ its a date!!! Good I need someone to iron me shirts, fell out with the missus Last iron I picked was 7 :-$ I'm not joking too. Never used an iron in me life (38 years) and no intention of starting. When the wife was in hospital for 6 weeks having the lad, my mum did the washing and ironing, cracking 6 weeks, trouble is nowt got cleaned, including the bog =;
October 19, 200421 yr Author mg- i waited for you until 8Pm. clutching my travel iron and fold up laundry basket. stood up, im in shock
October 19, 200421 yr Last iron I picked was 7 I'm not joking too. Never used an iron in me life (38 years) and no intention of starting. When the wife was in hospital for 6 weeks having the lad, my mum did the washing and ironing, cracking 6 weeks, trouble is nowt got cleaned, including the bog Male Chauvinist Pig!
October 20, 200421 yr mg- i waited for you until 8Pm. what, from 6.30am? who did Jay's dinner and tea?
October 20, 200421 yr Author mg- i waited for you until 8Pm. what, from 6.30am? who did Jay's dinner and tea? poor lamb had to make do with a pot noodle. im a terrible wife. great girlfiend, but terrible wife.
October 20, 200421 yr Last iron I picked was 7 I'm not joking too. Never used an iron in me life (38 years) and no intention of starting. When the wife was in hospital for 6 weeks having the lad, my mum did the washing and ironing, cracking 6 weeks, trouble is nowt got cleaned, including the bog Male Chauvinist Pig! Jealous? fcuk um
October 20, 200421 yr mg- i waited for you until 8Pm. what, from 6.30am? who did Jay's dinner and tea? poor lamb had to make do with a pot noodle. im a terrible wife. great girlfiend, but terrible wife. Fuckin wife snoring all night overslept See you at 6.30 tomorrow ? :-$ I'll be wearing a red rose
October 20, 200421 yr funniest thing I ever EVER saw in a gym was when this lad was going full-belt on the ruuning machine looking at himself in the mirror at 'how cool he was' and the thing just stopped with a power short.. poor fecker/pussy carried on running off the end and smashed into the mirrors that's why I don't go to the gym. It's toooo dangerous.
October 20, 200421 yr fittness first tuesday friday&sunday .straight in pub after pumping iron.everyone says been letching then they are not wrong .they put the rowing machine in front of the thing they use to spread their legs.theres always a q :D/
October 20, 200421 yr Author ralph you suprise me, letching is not your thing is it? word on the street is that you only go to see the other blokes in the showers!!! ( have i gone too far, will you still be my friend?) p.s ive still got that screw you gave me................
October 20, 200421 yr ralph you suprise me, letching is not your thing is it?word on the street is that you only go to see the other blokes in the showers!!! ( have i gone too far, will you still be my friend?) p.s ive still got that screw you gave me................ Woa Woa Woa Yer out of order Missus C There's nowt wrong with Ralph and his mates
October 20, 200421 yr They have all got a bit of a tash except the pastie faced ginge. He's the type who shaves his bollocks and dick wig
missus c been to the gym today for the first time in about 10 weeks.
missus c had near heart attack
can a kind person adopt me, train me and make me have thighs of steel to crush men with?