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Went for a walk earlier with the lad and passed through a farm. Got chatting to the farmer and young un asks him about the chickens running around.

"Yes I do eggs" he says, "I do turkey eggs as well".

We've come away with 6 bantam and 6 turkey eggs all for free!

 

He's just had one and said it was delicious- anyone ever had one?

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No.....but the local farm near me has just started selling them, 6 for £1

 

I'm going to get some this weekend.

 

Gonzo is the resident egg expert, I'll await his input

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No.....but the local farm near me has just started selling them, 6 for £1

 

I'm going to get some this weekend.

 

Gonzo is the resident egg expert, I'll await his input

You have to twat em a bit and nick the membrane inside as its tougher then a chicken's. They have 50% yolk too as opposed to 33% for a chicken.

Also less rubbery than a duck's.

They'll go ace with a bit of turkey bacon.

I've had duck and goose eggs and didn't think much of them

 

My Mum has her eggs delivered by some bloke in Bolton who has his hens scratching on about an acre of land and the yolks are more orange than a Manc girl on a night out in town. Unbelievably tasty and only 75p per half dozen. I get 4 dozen per fortnight from her!!!

 

Really curious about turkey eggs. What's the flavour like?

Really curious about turkey eggs. What's the flavour like?

They're bootiful.

They're bootiful.

 

:db:  Obvious but still funny

No.....but the local farm near me has just started selling them, 6 for £1

 

I'm going to get some this weekend.

 

Gonzo is the resident egg expert, I'll await his input

My therapy worker at eggs anonymous says I'm not allowed to talk about them.

 

I started therapy session after hitting the 40 eggs a day Mark.

 

The first step was admitting I had a problem. It was only when I was caught stealing loose change from my wife's handbag to buy free range that anyone knew of my addiction.

 

One minute it was just eggs for breakfast, then it was dinner,tea and even snacks. Next thing I was eating them with one hand whilst holding a squeegee with the other.

 

The past is the past now though. I'm on a course of egg whites to ween myself off the hard stuff.

The past is the past now though. I'm on a course of egg whites to ween myself off the hard stuff.

 

You are yolking aren't you?

The past is the past now though. I'm on a course of egg whites to ween myself off the hard stuff.

Are Cadburys Creme Eggs the equivalent of methadone for you lot?

Crack yolkaine is the worst

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