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What would you do if...

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...a lad who claimed that he is a Bolton fan, comes into school wearing a scum shirt?

 

At the start of the year, because we move to a new school for year 10 in Leicestershire, i was wearing my Bolton shirt, and this lad came up to me and said "another Bolton fan eh? Nice to see another one down here"

 

A few weeks ago I saw him wearing a Scum shirt, confronted him last night about it, and he claimed it was just because it was the only shirt left in his wardrobe.

 

Now if he was a Wanderer he wouldn't even have a scum shirt! ](*,)

 

Not a clever lad at all!

Has Garrp moved then. :-k

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Has Garrp moved then. :-k

 

=D> =D> =D>

I was hiding in your wardrobe with your mum.

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I was hiding in your wardrobe with your mum.

 

What the fcuk are you on about? ](*,)

...a lad who claimed that he is a Bolton fan, comes into school wearing a scum shirt?

 

At the start of the year, because we move to a new school for year 10 in Leicestershire, i was wearing my Bolton shirt, and this lad came up to me and said "another Bolton fan eh? Nice to see another one down here"

 

A few weeks ago I saw him wearing a Scum shirt, confronted him last night about it, and he claimed it was just because it was the only shirt left in his wardrobe.

 

Now if he was a Wanderer he wouldn't even have a scum shirt!  ](*,)  

 

Not a clever lad at all!

 

 

i'd shove my cricket bat up his arse ](*,)

 

note for future richard

 

that sort of stuff is for the official board or dear missus c

 

now, run along

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...a lad who claimed that he is a Bolton fan, comes into school wearing a scum shirt?

 

At the start of the year, because we move to a new school for year 10 in Leicestershire, i was wearing my Bolton shirt, and this lad came up to me and said "another Bolton fan eh? Nice to see another one down here"

 

A few weeks ago I saw him wearing a Scum shirt, confronted him last night about it, and he claimed it was just because it was the only shirt left in his wardrobe.

 

Now if he was a Wanderer he wouldn't even have a scum shirt!  ](*,)  

 

Not a clever lad at all!

 

 

i'd shove my cricket bat up his arse ](*,)

 

note for future richard

 

that sort of stuff is for the official board or dear missus c

 

now, run along

 

Sorry! :(

Dear Missus C now that would be good.

 

Happy get a column for her. =P~

 

Can imagine some of the letters to her :-k

Dear Missus C now that would be good.  

 

Happy get a column for her.  =P~

 

Can imagine some of the letters to her  :-k

 

 

missus c with a column :D

Dear Missus C now that would be good.  

 

Happy get a column for her.  =P~

 

Can imagine some of the letters to her  :-k

 

 

missus c with a column :D

 

Nelsons?

Richard

 

Whilst we're on the subject of What would you do if...

 

Say you go to a Xmas party and get so drunk that you can't remember anything but the following day, you wake up in a strange bed with a sore bottom and a big man in bed at the side of you

 

Would you tell anybody?

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Richard

 

Whilst we're on the subject of What would you do if...

 

Say you go to a Xmas party and get so drunk that you can't remember anything but the following day, you wake up in a strange bed with a sore bottom and a big man in bed at the side of you

 

Would you tell anybody?

 

I'd smack the fooker and run!

But would you tell anybody?

Richard

 

Whilst we're on the subject of What would you do if...

 

Say you go to a Xmas party and get so drunk that you can't remember anything but the following day, you wake up in a strange bed with a sore bottom and a big man in bed at the side of you

 

Would you tell anybody?

 

You thinking of having a Christmas party Widnes? [-X

But did you tell anybody?

 

:D

Richard

 

Whilst we're on the subject of What would you do if...

 

Say you go to a Xmas party and get so drunk that you can't remember anything but the following day, you wake up in a strange bed with a sore bottom and a big man in bed at the side of you

 

Would you tell anybody?

 

That happened to me twice, but i'm telling no fucker [-X [-X [-X [-X [-X

 

toodle pip :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

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Widnes im getting scared now, your not planning anything are you? [-X

Widnes im getting scared now, your not planning anything are you?  [-X

 

I was just wondering whether or not to invite you to my Christmas party

 

Thats me, second from the left

 

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That happened to me twice, but i'm telling no fucker [-X  [-X  [-X  [-X  [-X  

 

toodle pip :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D  :D

 

 

Good thinking Isaac

 

Just put it on the internet then nobody will ever find out :Bb

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Widnes im getting scared now, your not planning anything are you?  [-X

 

I was just wondering whether or not to invite you to my Christmas party

 

Thats me, second from the left

 

village%20people%20bush.jpg

 

Defo won't be coming then! [-(

I wasn't asking Richard, I was just wondering whether I should by some extra Chloroform or not

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I wasn't asking Richard, I was just wondering whether I should by some extra Chloroform or not

 

What would you use that for then? :-k

I wasn't asking Richard, I was just wondering whether I should by some extra Chloroform or not

 

What would you use that for then? :-k

 

Aperitifs, of course!

I wasn't asking Richard, I was just wondering whether I should by some extra Chloroform or not

 

What would you use that for then? :-k

 

Aperitifs, of course!

 

Anyway Widnes, what makes you think the Govt. will lower the age of consent? Oh, you're not thinking of using the chloroform to avoid any consent are you? =;

 

I'm surprised at you.

 

Actually. . . . . . no I'm not!

NOTE TO ANY EXTERNAL AUTHORITIES READING THIS THREAD

 

WIDNES IS 'HAVING A BIT OF FUN'

 

 

 

 

but i suppose theres other depraved fookers whove thought about it that way too

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