My doctor has told me that as part of a wellman health check i should have a prostate exam. 

No probs, she's a bit of a milf and her fingers aren't too slender so I reckon it should be a pleasant appointment.

My only real concern is the etiquette around pre-visit cleansing. Will I be expected to fully empty the cargo hold? Goes without saying that I'll make sure my balloon knot is scrubbed to a high polish, but I'm worried that she'll expect me to have a proper empty beforehand, which is several hours before my regular tea time visit. I don't want to have a try and end up with half-ready biscuits clogging up the lobby.

Obviously, I'll have a tactical wank beforehand to prevent any slip ups there.

2 hours ago, Underpants said:

They do it at the chemist now. Just go in and ask. 5 mins Max. If you're lucky they will do it in a private room.

The chemist I use has massive windows out onto the main road, not sure they’d want folk walking past and seeing my exposed cornhole being inspected.

I’ll have a few drinks later and see if the missus fancies getting the go pro up there and I’ll just email the footage to the doc

1 hour ago, Spider said:

The chemist I use has massive windows out onto the main road, not sure they’d want folk walking past and seeing my exposed cornhole being inspected.

I’ll have a few drinks later and see if the missus fancies getting the go pro up there and I’ll just email the footage to the doc

Which chemist? Sounds like that will be my new chemist.

5 hours ago, gonzo said:

My Dad said its like drinking petrol

 

5 hours ago, gonzo said:

My Dad said its like drinking petrol

Worse than that, the 2 sachets make up about 3 litres of the stuff, you live on the bog for hours until you are empty, it is like drinking mercury

M-i-l had to drink that stuff prior to her bowel inspection recently. Certainly cleared her, and kept having some level of "repercussion" for some days afterwards. 

I generally ask permission before performing one, can be quite frowned upon otherwise