Widnes Two Hats

Woa Woa Woa Yer out of order Missus C There's nowt wrong with Ralph and his mates

I can't help myself Monkers You know how board I get 8-[ Still, I'm most worried about the message board monitoring so I've been signing on as you....... hope you don't mind

ragging hell you whinging bastards It's warm, it keeps you out of Nelson Square toilets and you've got a tv and leather sofa in the bottom end of the canteen what more do you want p.s. I've just been for a shit and took the paper with me.. I only came back because my legs had gone numb

Stopper

They'll bottle it and lose in the the play offs but hypothetically We'd get 8,000 (isn't that what West Ham got) and we'd be live on Sky therefore wouldn't sell out But, I'd assume the majority of travellers would be on hindley train station by 10am on the day of the match 8-[ And no throwing darts in the ceiling of that pub this time

Jackie?

Wrexham away........... 1-0 - Robbie Savage And a nun running passed me on the pitch

I was under the impression that since the sale to the Barclay brothers that the company was now called Shop Direct And I reckon that Tony Heald is bumming Joan Valentine

I've got this strange feeling that Master Lees is going to be dry bummed in disabled toilets on the top floor in the next few days

I was pissed It'll be sorted today

Did it work? And poo's a very interesting subject when you are gary nevilleed

One, I'd had about 15 and the most bizarre thing happened the following day My poo was blue, blue shit for about 3 days which was an interesting conversation starter for people you had never met before 'Hello, I'm Widnes, what colour's yer poo?' 'fcuk off you weirdo'

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the top of your mouth I've soiled myself just typing the word

It depends what drug it is, if it's heroin or crack cocaine then he shoud be made to sign an agreement stating he won't rob the changing rooms. If the agreement is broken then his eye lids should be glued together and he should be electricuted with a cattle prod However, if we're only talking a bit of weed of some chan then he should be let off as long as he gives the lads a line after the game Simple

I found this flute player quite enchanting

You're suppossed to take precautions You should have given her PB mobile number instead

Driving through a fast food drive through at 2 o'clock in the morning in an imaginary car. Then threatening the bloke behind with the police for driving into the back of my imaginary car Asking complete strangers if their mothers sleep with alsations

I bet it weren't, especially when you turned out to be a bummer

Carlos I've just been speaking to our mutual friend and she informs me that you have an obsession with spider plants, indeed it apprears that your window ledges are full of them. I'm also lead to believe that you go as far as 'splitting' them once a year What's all that about you weirdo? Anybody ever gone to work with gladioli down your underpants? Widnes

I know, John's just updated me but you'd replied before I could retract the post Ste - Old Git

Does this mean that Ste's a grandad? And hello Miami, I'd say it's been I while but it was Saturday when I saw you last so I wont. Welcome back anyway..... this could do with livening up a bit

Just as long as you keep your hands off my goats, those little minxes are all mine

Woah Woah Woah, favourites day is Friday Is there something wrong with you two?

Hasn't been discussed in depth but was touched upon here http://www.wanderersways.com/forum/viewtop...ght=bolton+boys

I had a meeting in Manchester yesterday and walking through Piccadilly was just the same Having said that after my meeting the town was full of males in shirts, ties and Stone Island coats........... what's all that about