Idiot Wind

Just throw one up her you soft c*nt - the flow stops anyway!!

1991 - Mount St Joseph. Remember being shit scared of 5th years yet by the time I was in 5th year the 1st years wee cocky as fcuk. I remember library carpet shocks too!

Seen it before - grim as shite ain't it!

fcuk me that's poor.

I was gonna ask that question!!! Not at the moment I wouldn't.................I'm just having a brew. Seriously though, before she was looking as grim as she is now, yeah ragging dead right I would!!

He was building up to that!

I remember going for a piss round the back whilst waiting for my kebab one night. I thought it was one of the workers from Abdul's in drag until I realised what the place was - fcuk 'it' looked rough. And I'd been supping dickhead juice all day!!!

You're right actually - thought more folk would have heard of Abdul's though. There's a brothel on the corner as well, opposite a pub. Does it get any better?

Kebabs on pitta bread are shite. Has to be on naan bread with chilli, salad, mango chutney, red onions and mint yoghurt. Anyone who has sampled them from Abdul's in Fallowfield or on Oxford Rd knows what I mean. Totally different league.

Frankie Boyle is belting. "They'll be allowing them off with the congestion charge soon....as long as you're on horseback and hunting a tramp". On the Tories favouritism of the elite. "He was a shit spy anyway. I mean would a good spy take a drink from a glowing cup of tea, poured from a glowing teapot by a man wearing what looks like a spacesuit?" On the critcism of Putin with and the spy Andriy Litvinenko.

Aye, same story.

She is....apparently. Lad I went uni with is from Stockport - she was well known for being a filthbag by all accounts.

Haha! As if, given the chance, you wouldn't rattle it. In fact I reckon it'd be over before you got your keks down!!!

And Lorraine Kelly??? fcuk no.

haha! That's as close as a Nicky Hunt volley!!

You ever been with the 'jolly hockey sticks' birds??? Filth. Once shagged a girl from Bolton school - her parents owned some manufacturing business and were very la di da - she was an utter filthbag. It was belting!

As much as I like her I can't believe some folk get so worked up over the merest hint of flesh. There should be stringent tests before PCs are sold - or internet access given. Saying that, wouldn't be much fun on here with 1 or 2 posters would it!!!

What have I started?!??!?!

Exsqueeze me??? Like the good clout bit mind you!!!

'tis true - and I wasn't suggesting that either!!! Lovely Kate is a prime example!!!

Filth = good. Frump = bad.

Don't folk over 30 start fancying girls young enough to be their daughters???

She's just got fat bird tits and a good bra - a definite 10 pinter.

Behave!!

Why would you wanna do that!!!