mickbrown

You're making plenty of assumptions yourself

This made me laugh.

Ah... Bang on the money

Or maybe this David Davies in 2016? "Within two years, before the negotiation with the EU is likely to be complete, and therefore before anything material has changed, we can negotiate a free trade area massively larger than the EU … The new trade agreements will come into force at the point of exit, but they will be fully negotiated"

The David Davies who said this? "Be under no doubt: we can do deals with our trading partners, and we can do them quickly. I would expect the new prime minister on 9 September to immediately trigger a large round of global trade deals with all our most favoured trade partners. I would expect that the negotiation phase of most of them to be concluded within between 12 and 24 months." And this "There will be no downside to Brexit, only a considerable upside" That fella?

Fair play to him.

Doesn't need fucking saying.

I admire your optimism.

It's a fact, nowt to do with opinion. Lowest ever league position this season. Shipping 6 at home in the 4th division. Shittest we've ever been. Fact with a dog shit dipped cherry on top

Not sure how. This is our lowest ebb.

Dark days these people. And I saw us under Phil Neal.

I do hope so. Keep you tier 3 scrubbers away from decent folk like me.

And the fact we're weeks away doesn't strike you as shite?

It is what it is

👍

I wonder what the sign language is for 'erm, erm, erm, ugh, mmm, mmm)

Aye I know. He might surprise me yet 👍 (The useless twat 😀)

Aye. Can you imagine sitting opposite him though? Once you stop pissing yourself, surely you'd think 'in the bag'?

Let's hope he's managed to dress himself, the scruffy twat

I'd feel better if it wasn't that dollop having a go if I'm honest.

Aye. Ordered some trainers. Delayed at the Channel Tunnel.

Indeed. Anyway, just read Boris is taking personal charge now. What could possibly go wrong? Spaff some Latin at them, that'll show Johnny Foreigner. 😀

Hire a campervan. Done that the last few I've been to. Actually the last one was a motorhome with a bog and a shower. Tents can fuck right off

He read the football results on Grandstand. Which was hilarious

Mouthy Mancs like Liam are 10 a penny. If it wasn't for his brother, he'd be selling stolen cheese and bacon in Wythenshawe boozers. And Noel knows about 5 chords and uses about 3 off them. Fuck knows how many songs are just a different version of Wonderwall.