mickbrown

Very good

Arf. My car does it for me now. It’s fucking witchcraft

Get a pole for your roller. Game changer

She is a fuckwit.

😁 I basically chewed my tongue off

A novel approach towards the centre midfield problem. Let’s just not have one.

I know someone who has lived abroad for 20 odd years. Has a couple of kids born out of this country. Doesn't pay tax here or in the country he lives in. Kids are looking to come to university over here and was he bemoaning the fact that they'd have to pay international student fees.

Fuck you Trump

It’s like last season. We go tits up when it matters.

It’s really noticeable that we have two midgets in centre mid. We look weak as piss

Proper gash this

We’re getting battered here

Let them win it.

She’s saying she didn’t shag a rich old nonce? Aye, that would be totally against all she stands for.

Took delivery of an EV 2 days before cunty bollox kicked off. Perfect timing

Before he was elected the likes of Vance, Rubio and Graham couldn’t stand him. Once he’s gone, they’ll all pivot away from him like he never existed. Spineless fuckers, one and all

Is there anybody left on here who doesn’t think he’s a total cunt by now?

We’re just a bit shit

Remake of a French show. Astrid or summat

Aye

Jesus. I’d forgotten about him. Another one for you, Eidur did the same. Deliberately jumped under it unless he was in with a sniff of a goal. But he was fucking brilliant so he’s forgiven. McAtee is frankly dog wank and ain’t ever going to play for Barcelona

His sending off yesterday was because he was pretending to go up from a header. He does it every game. He's shite

Nah. I wouldn't mind him being not very good, we've seen loads of them over the years. It's the lack of effort that boils my piss. You can't be a professional footballer and refuse to head the ball. It's like being a swimmer and just using one arm and one leg. He's half a footballer. No amount of pointing will cover that. Dog shit.

In all my years watching us, he's top of the league in being one lazy, shit, disinterested fucker. Couldn't give less of a shit if he tried. Honestly, I've dredged the memory banks and I can't think of a single player that has pissed me off more than that twat over the last 40 years. He's fucking infuriating. If he's here next season I'm storming the pitch (if that's possible from the upper tiers)

Hopefully an apology for stealing a living for the last couple of years.