Spider

She’s my fluffer

Every day, at around this time, Newsnight comes on and I can focus on the real issue which is how do I arrange a foursome involving me, Emily Maitliss, Laura Kuenssberg, Priti Patel and a bucket of baby oil. Its not all bad, politics.

Phileas Fogg visited fewer countries than Worthy.

We got there in the end

I like beer too

There wont be a delay We’ll leave on the 31st. Lock your pensions up

Anyway Best tip I ever got was in South Africa when I complained to a local about the bites I had. ”Fuck off home you pale English kaffir “ So, just stay in.

Nurse Kent - and by association WanderersWays - has got you covered.

See, you’re not daft. You can use google.

I don’t need your best wishes, several thousand people who live on the Irish border have a greater need.

What Sweep said. its nowt personal, I don’t know you. You just need to do a bit more research. Miami’s your man.

Are you going away?

😁😁😁😁

There isn’t one that will suit all parties. If there was, even our hopeless political elite would have found one after 3 years. That they haven’t should serve as some sort of clue for you. you may recall that it’s a rather divided and tense part of the world? Still, your sympathy for those already affected shines through.

It’s not intellect, it’s knowing people directly affected on the Irish border. If you think I’m condescending, speak to some of the plumbers over there who have lost half their work for autumn, whilst condescending twats over on the mainland keep saying “it’ll all be ok”. If your wages were 50% down I’m not sure you’d be sat quite so comfortably. One or two of them would read your posts and want to rip your throat out. Things MIGHT turn out ok, no-one really knows, but as of today, this week and for the next few months, blokes over there are facing a seriously shit Christmas. its actually nothing personal, but you just don’t know what you’re on about and it makes you look a bit daft.

There’s no shame in not understanding the Irish issue it affects me directly which is why I know what a shitstorm is. me and a million others

He’s out of his depth. This is simply too complex for him.

let’s start here. His proposal just wouldn’t work, in the same way you can’t fly into orbit using an elastic band and some prayers. The UK is seeking a fallback of no controls, checks and border infrastructure, even if the DUP vetoes Northern Ireland’s alignment with the single market. The bloc’s internal market would be left wide open for abuse, the European commission has said in its rejection of the proposal.

There are over 300 border crossings No deal means they ALL need a checkpoint. Many people cross the border for their livelihoods several times a day. Do I really have to carry on?

Oh Lord above

That’s not a solution, that’s a massive problem that you quite clearly don’t understand.

What’s your solution for the Irish border, out of interest?

Hung parliament all day long Si If only because none of this current shower are electable

You look more like Yoko Ono than I expected You belligerent bastard

NF?