Traf

It might sound like after-eventing, but I did send Stumpy the winner of the first race at 11/2.

And they're still there.

The temperature inside this apple pie is over 1000 degrees. If I squeeze it, a jet of molten bramley apple will squirt out. Could go your way; could go mine. Either way, one of us is going down!!!!

England are even more depressing than Bolton.

Not locked, just relocated!

Ask STAN!

Utter b??llocks.

Of course, there are no white terrorists around. Islam is not to blame. I'm fairly sure that no verse of The Koran says: thou should attempt to blow up aeroplanes.

They probably won't rot in a month, they're made of fairly durable plastic.

Stranger things have happened. FIFA introduced the old playtime rule of next goals wins, didn't they? They just called it golden goal.

Sh??tty underpants.

The staff must be from Bolton then. Bar staff in Bolton tend not to be friendly.

fcuk off, Northy!

The f??cking decency to give a straight answer? Try asking a straight question without the we'd kick your sorry arses comment. You'd possibly beat us, but you'd not kick our arses, pal. That's a different game and one we're quite good at.

Gumble's not wanted here, he's a f??cktard of the highest order. So dim, he makes Oli look like a Mensa applicant.

No, people like bakewell tarts!

I was on it at 2.62 yesterday. Laid it off this morning at 2.12 for a 20% markup.

The local for Zico, Gumbo and myself is about ??3.20 now. Didsbury tarts.

Cheers Traf. Much appreciated OK, here we go: With your free tenner back Sounthampton v West Brom to be a draw at 9/4. Lay the draw at betfair at 3.3 for ??10 (you'll need ??23 in your betfair account for this). If it's a draw you'll have ??32.50 in your coral account, but lose ??23 at betfair. If it's not a draw you'll have nowt at corals, but gain ??9.50 at betfair. Either way your free tenner is turned into ??9.50 guaranteed cash. If you've not got a betfair account: open one with the referral / promotional code FTB125. This gives you a free ??25 bet once you've wagered ??25. I've loads of these free money bets if anybody wants them!

I'll have a closer look tomorrow, but my initial thoughts are: 7.00 Wid 7.30 Astronomic View 8.30 Chicken Soup (despite the rise in weight, ridden by a claimer who takes 5lb off)

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I think the stake is returned for you. I'll check tomorrow and i'll work out a bet for you to turn that free tenner into guaranteed cash.

Which brings us back to the beans or tomatoes question.

Ole Gunnar Solksjaer.