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Jesus Christ. We also signed Lawrie Wilson who despite his experience looked like he'd never seen a football before. Makes Cyrus Christie look like Cafu

20 goals

Says how many chances we've wasted.

And that's just this year

Some of us will never use Vodafone.

Does he get to take it home?

Nobody wants them now.

Yeah, that's where I'm at. I like him, but he's a 'nearly' man in this squad. Nearly good enough to be one in a two with Sheehan, nearly good enough to be the box to box midfielder, nearly good enough to be the tackler/play disruptor, nearly good enough to be the "10"/link between midfield and attack. Sadly, a jack of all trades, master of none. I'm still glad we signed him, though. Loves Wembley too 😉

Yeah, 2011. But there was a game away at QPR in between.

If Conway & Tutu are our wingers next season, we're fucked before we start.

We do our best.

£24m

Weak leadership/mentality at the back. Toal & Johnston, captain & vice captain, both struggling to hold their own game together, never mind being able to rally/gee up the troops after conceding a goal.

Similar to what my youngest wants to do after graduation, but with young offenders.

Raising money for the homeless in Kent?

Who are you running for? I see Mrs E is running for kids with cancer.

Getting a load of councils run by Reform & the Greens so far away from a General Election will probably help the main parties further down the line. In two years time, when they've made an absolute fuck-up of running councils (like Reform are on the way to doing already), they'll have made themselves unelectable.

So, a draw at Bradford and a win v Luton pretty much guarantees a top 4 spot?

Luton will leave the reebok empty handed and broken hearted.

Death's too good for them. Daily torture in jail is better.

Tommy Ten Names Yaxley-Lennon is Britain's shittest patriot.

John Fury is actually a decent bloke away from a camera / boxing environment, really loves his family etc, but he's got social tourettes and just turns into an absolute fucking cock in public.

Reform will clear the nation's problems quicker than God created the earth. We'll be out of the ECHR on day 1, the boats will stop on day 2, anyone darker than budget magnolia paint will be deported on day 3, income tax & VAT scrapped on day 4. They'll be able to have the weekend off.

Your point being?