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This may be the reason (hope its not a Bextor moment). http://skysports.planetfootball.com/list.a...nel=Premiership

Rest of us are not worthy of you Ian. You preach, we listen.

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Agnes: What's that? Ethel: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Agnes: Where did you get it? Ethel: You can get them at any drugstore. The next day, Agnes hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand she prefers.???? "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel." The pharmacist fainted.

I watched it here. So not quite as quick as radio coverage! http://skysports.planetfootball.com/footba...8362/index.html (a more advanced version of teletext!)

I never lost faith! Stelios back in the team - and we win!! Seriously, since Kevin Davies has been out of the team, we've picked up points!!

Mine's more interesting!

GOOOOOOOOAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! Bolton are back, Bolton are back, ello, ello!!!

Will Young's buddy has equalised. Just found out that Stelios started. Why?

death toll rises..... 150,000 people... and 2 cows! http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,7013...3276519,00.html it begs a few questions.

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3000...1165965,00.html and http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3000...3277188,00.html

0-1 Diouf (17 mins) Wiggin are beating Wolves 1-0 also.

I've still no pass to the over 21s.

just starting we eet. "A decond class fare to Dottingham, please"

1st team - best available. Big Sam has been told to get European football - so I think he will do his best to get there via the FA Cup. Not necessarily by winning it.

hope its for a long overdue book!

Givers and takers, eh, smiffs?

What, like he would admit it?

Naaah. Not advertising Leigh. This sounds interesting though.... http://www.fuckbuddyza.com/

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3010...3275929,00.html and http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,3010...3275902,00.html

Thinking about taking a flag to Johannesburg next week. But main problem is that I don't have one. Anyone on here got a decent size St Georges cross with Bolton Wanderers or BWFC on it? Just a thought.

Not sure. Would you swap Wigan getting to the Premiership for Wolves being relegated? They're in deep shite are the Old Gold. Still cannot contemplate Wigan getting promoted... but then again, if they don't its likely to be our other old foe Ipshite. Just cannot win.

Yes. Spotted that crafty gob. Also seen his large 4x4 on the car park.

"Time for bouncebackability...." Couldn't read the bit under that.

Hunt was actually checking to see if the ball was round - such was the waywardness of his passing during the game.

Was he one of your clients when you worked down Shiffnall Street? Zoz - have you laid anything around Canal Street recently?