Biggish Dave

Keeping it tight is our problem. I'll settle for 4-4

Just remind them of last seasons pitch invasion

Lol. Spoke to soon. Still expect us to beat them

I'll take Oxford all day long. Expect us to beat them.

No excuse for today's defending

Offside or not, our defence is porous - and the reason we aren't top 2

Morecambe don't register. Just a shit little club who needed trampling while on our way back - which they have been. Up yours Santa

Darius Rucker at the apollo tonight, few beers in Manc first. Booked for Brett Young at Albert Hall in May too. CMA festival in Nashville in June

Have a top trip those travelling down, I really hope you have a day which will go down in folklore and stick with you for ever

Shoe on the other foot, I'd be nervous until the 1st goal goes in. We really need an early goal to put the shits up them

Torquay were playing Scunthorpe at home. Torquay needed 1 point to win promotion. Scunthorpe had to win and hope we didn't for Scunny to go up, we had to win and hope for Scunny to win for us to go up EDIT Torquay only needed 1 point from last 2 games to go up. They lost 1-0 at Burnley on the Tuesday too, Sean McGrory scored, I went to that too

I still have hope of a miracle, only not going because i'm out at night and it would have been a major rush anyway. I'd be delighted with promotion, there will be no regrets about not going - just a very heavy and happy sesh in Manchester

If we had a realistic chance of going up, i'd have gone for sure but would have been rushing to get back at night. I also have that nagging "what if" moment. Wouldn't be the same, but if we do get the result and i'm not there, i'll still happily celebrate in Manchester. I'd just make certain to be there when we complete the journey and go up to the prem

I've booked a hotel near Euston for 18th May which is fully cancellable if needs be. Keep all bases covered

If all the ball has to be over the line for a goal, why not all the player for offside

Oh it would have been funny no doubt. I've absolutely nothing against it if it was used for what it was meant to be used for - clear and obvious. If lines need drawing, it isn't clear or obvious

Spawny red bastards. Covo deserved to win that. I despise VAR

If they are professionals, they should pay tax rather than get benefits

Is our current 86 points the 3rd highest we've achieved at 3 points for a win after Parkys mob and the 97 team? I've enjoyed it by and large.

Throws loads of bath bombs through the window then get the fire brigade to hose it down. Stinky fuckin dossers need a shoeing after a soaking

5th & 6th are not as good as us or posh. We both win our semi's

Didn't want to go into the play offs on the back of 3 home draws or worse so job done. Glad to see Charles get 75 mins too. Still looks rusty so same again next week will hopefully sharpen him up a bit. Collins is sending us up though. Scores from nothing. A tight play off game, that makes a huge difference

Don't think they're injured again, just not 100% ready to start

It was looking a realistic bet until the Kachunga goal bit

Watching Lainey Wilson in Manchester tomorrow night, she's a tidy wench as well as being bloody brilliant. Quite happy i'm not missing a promotion party too