Kane57

He's neat and tidy but he's not very exciting to watch

Kachunga for Bakayoko was an obvious sub from 15mins in. Kachunga is proper shit. My daughter has started coming with me (she's 10) and for 88 minutes she was moaning about how boring it was and if we could leave early, but then walking out at full time after that last 5-6 minutes she turned and asked 'when is the next game'. Another one hooked for life.

Is it that dickhead Darryl Morris

Probably hungry

Devastated if true

Not til January

That we won't miss the fat prick

Don't you even dare. Madine couldn't hack our revolutionary passing game these days

How will we notice the difference

No transfer window in the NL chum. Presume it'll be some convoluted loan til January or similar and then made permanent

Shannon's fault this

Exciting news

To read the full thing sounds like a lot of effort, so thanks for doing it for me. I just hope there's summat decent to sup

Brandon Lee disagrees!

Prop guns are decommissioned 'real' ones, cos they look more authentic. Wouldn't like to be in the shoes of the person responsible for that decommissioning

Not sure I agree with him that we could've scored 5 against Wigan

Briefly

If it gives the old'uns somewhere to keep warm beforehand then hey I'm all for it

Sarcevic can stop on the bench for me, but as bad as Doyle has been I'd still fancy him over Bakayoko so that's an easy one. Wouldn't mind seeing Thomason get a game.

Seems like a good time to have a load of people grouped together in an enclosed and unventilated indoor space

Get her a login

The head of our firm is a 14 year old girl ffs

The new Dune movie 8/10 The new Rise of the Footsoldier movie 1/10 and the one is is Terry Stone's wig