Bea Smith

Cheese butty. Posh as fook me ya know!

Hopefully something nice and sweaty. Possibly to the point of causing nausea.

I think after a certain amount of days ( 10-in Widnes's case) they then resort to going commando and trapping their bits in their zips. FWIW, i would've spelt it as grundies. Maybe its a common thing!

Have no fear, NB and I shall translate for you. Unless you're dating a complete airhead in which case neither of us will understand how she thinks!

Nowt, but the trick is to convince her of that before the bloody straighteners come out. Start now, start by complimenting wavy/curly hair on tv/in pictures etc. Or mention that everyone looks the same with straight hair/wavy hair is sexier etc. Blah blah blah, hopefully she wont take so long to get ready next time. Serves you right for having a complicated bird.

Captain

I wouldnt even let you get your coat after that one. Id just set the Rottweiler on you.

Yet another excuse for binge drinking! Happy birthday boys! Nic x

Both of my children are left handed. Looks like mamma will be doing prison visits then. Incidentally, my Mother in law is left handed. Nuff said.

Im allowed to fence sit on this one bud, basically need arguments for and against then back them up with any publications/articles/interviews etc. Im asking on here for the things you dont get in the textbooks- the opinion of those who never get asked about such things! Im gonna compare that to the political arguments and see how out of/ or in touch the policy makers are with the real world. I always have to go off on some mad tangent.

Is it about how many would actually vote? Or is it about their right to? ( forgive im playing devils advocate...all day!)

thing is, they increased them by 35% and dropped them by 10%, the 25% increase is till worse than a lot of other companies ( according to moneysavingexpert.com) but folk will be flocking back to British Gas thinking theyre cheaper again.

Do you think that should apply to all ages? Pay tax/contribute to society= a vote? None of the above= no vote?

To be fair, the quote used was in 2002 ( im sorry i forgot to put the date on) so it was Blairs response, not Browns. The arguments for are still the same though.

Listen you deviant. Its the week before the big bleed and im touchy If yes. Why?

Listen you set of opinionated fookbags. Saying as your the most outspoken set of non fence sitters i know can you please discuss the following ( this is important for something im doing at uni, so have fun, have banter, but please actually put something worth reading too!) Should the age of voting be reduced to 16? Consider the 2 quotes taken from a discussion in the big kids playground( Houses of Parliament). Matthew Green (Ludlow): The Prime Minister will know that at 16 young people are considered old enough to marry, to have children, to pay taxes and to join the armed forces, yet they are not allowed to vote until they are 18. Does he consider that thosethings are a lesser responsibility than voting? Will he meet me and a group of young people from a range of youth organisations to discuss reducing the voting age to 16? The Prime Minister: I am not sure that we would always want 16-year-olds to do all the things they can do. I am afraid that I do not agree with the hon. Gentleman on the voting age. I think that it should remain as it is. Im not asking you to do my work for me. Just brainstorm. Thanks fookers. Nic sat in the library at uni surrounded by smelly people, folk who are asleep at their desks and power crazed librarians who obviously need a good seeing too.

I dont believe that. Unless youve married someone who is not sexually compatible. In which case...oops

Lesson to you blokes, stay single, pay for the best in sexual entertainment, and never get moaned at for leaving the toilet seat up. Why on earth do any of you get married?

I HAVE had the chat with him, severasl actually, from anything from contraception/masterbating/std's/pregnancy/puberty./emotional side of sex. The way i see it the parents are responsible for their kids sex education, BUT school backed it up for those that missed out. HOWEVER, schools now need parental permission for sex education. I think its madness. Im happy that my son has age appropriate sexual knowledge and confident that he knows im happy to answer any questions. Im quite aware that my version of whats age approriate may not be the same as other peoples.

To me, referring to a partner as a 'nice lad' is like saying 'oh he will do' I dont see the point in it. I say 'he's a nice lad' about my mates/relatives etc. Of course, theres nothing wrong in someone wanting that, each to their own, but for me, if i dont wanna screw their brains out then they are not my type. Probaly too frank for some folk. But the truth nonetheless.

Today ive had a letter from my lads school asking permission for him to have sex education lessons. He is 11 in 3 weeks, he starts secondary this year. I just wonder what the worlds coming to when the school has to ask for permission to teach them something so important. He is almost 11 for Gods sake- of course he should know. Considering the rest of his life is pretty much going to be decided by what is in his trousers i think it to be far more important than a lot of other subjects. If any of the parents deny their kids permission for this they are bloody fools. Whether we want them to know or not, kids that age kids NEED to know. At my primary school we were 8 when we watched the 'how babies are made' video, although contraception/std's etc were not mentioned until secondary school.

Marble sized?

The Wrestler will make you cringe, what on earth has Micky done to his face? He could get a leading roll in....When plastic surgery goes wrong'

Not my type= dont fancy you/no chemistry At least thats what it means to me. I know many of us have certain characteristics we prefer and tend to stick to them as a 'type' But for me personally, i can only explain my type as someone i feel an extraordinary amount of chemistry with. I could meet someone who has all my 'requirements' but that doesnt mean im gonna be attracted to him. If youre not her type then move on because you CANNOT create chemistry, its there or it isnt. End of.

But theres plenty of us, so pound for pound......( bloody hell balls we will be rich!)