Bea Smith

Im gutted that your mum gave you the cheque. It wouldve been a great Jeremy Kyle episode. 'Did my mother steal my identity and my winnings?' A lie detector one that!

I do hope you're donating your body to medical science, im often amazed that you're not dead yet too!

Dad's taxi?

Couldnt agree more, and theres something to be said for your own behaivour if you're having a meal with someone yet prefer to concentrate on what other folk are doing!

Were you born a challenging and trouble seeking person or was it the succession of whacks to your head that have made you this way?

I thoroughly enjoyed it, me and the boys had a good giggle all the way through. get it watched, its great to be childish sometimes!

Yep, you missed out the all important k! Don't defend CWP, that man is not right in the head and tha knows it!

I do believe we are in agreement. Im going to take a good look at myself now! Perhaps ive grown a penis overnight.

Oi, i say ospickle!! Ok so im poor, but im not scummy, and im perfectly eloquent when the need arises! I blame my Grandads rather broad dialect for the use of 'ospickle' Theres a difference between having a dialect and not knowing there is any other way to talk! the jezzer guests are definatley in the latter part!

This is why so many blokes hate 'spending time' with the wench of the home, cos they mean boring stuff like looking at jackets and soft furnishings. It makes me cringe! And if a lady cant decide for herself if she looks good in something she has serious issues with confidence and self awareness that no amount of bloke saying 'you look good' is going to fix! Bloke wants to see and appreciate the finished product, not the crap that goes into it. Its like having their tea, they enjoy it, but they dont want to watch you make it!

You didnt see the woman, you WOULD have felt sorry for him! Besides, i dont want depressed blokes clogging up the shoe area when im practicing my tranny in stilletoes look, im likely to hit them when they smirk!

The blokes i feel sorry for are those being dragged around womens clothing stores. In Dorothy perkins last week a poor chap had been trying to remain patient with his woman who tried on EVERY pair of shoes in the place, then he looked suicidal when she decided she was starting on the jeans! It was pissing me off, why dont they have 'male waiting areas' in these places, with a tv/games console and some lads mags? So the missus can just saunter over when she has finished ? I felt sorry for him.

More to the point, which particular book got him going and were the pages stuck together afterwards?

That my dear is due to the fact that when the womb is removed to prevent bleeding, the ovaries which release the eggs remain, meaning the hormone fluctuation is still present. best thing to do is get her to have everything removed, then whack her on hrt and watch the sex drive riocket!

So is this bloke really ugly then too? I reckon he has bad teeth. And NB, you're spot on lady!- if she was meeting him for 2 months only in hotels ( motel is for yanks) and didnt click he was married then she is totally gullible and should have her nether regions glued together for her own good. I bet whoever found him was most amused!

Am i right in thinking that sex with an underage girl is stautory rape, even when no force has been used? For example, if a 16 year old lad sleeps with his 15 year old girlfriend is that stautory rape? I noticed the article smiffs linked to said 'sex attack' but others linked to it described it as rape. im concerned that something as serious as rape has been 'dumbed down' to sex attack ( which is bad enough anyway) , a sex attack can be putting your hand inside a bra of a child ( still wrong, but not rape) Or, was the sex consensual? and its been classed as rape due to her age? What im saying is there is a big difference between being forcibly raped, and voluntarily having sex with someone who really shouldnt be having sex with you. Its undoubtedly wrong for a 50 year old man to be having sex with a 14 year old girl. But is rape and being taken advantage of, the same thing? Ani dont go on one, im NOT blaming the child! Im asking questions! Not very nice questions, but its no doubt the kind of thing that jurors on these cases have to consider. Just looked into it further, he was originally charged with rape in september 2008 but actually found guilty of sexual activity with a child. he is undoubtedly a nonce, BUT is he a rapist?

I was in town for a few hours yesterday and saw both cycling and running, there was a good atmosphere and plenty of folk out supporting them. Fair play to everyone involved, i was impressed! There was also an astonishing selection of clothing, visors and goggles, it was like watching a catwalk show for things designed by Mr Motivator! I did wonder though, if the competitors liked us for clapping or just though 'fook off you condescending lazy b*stards' A must see for next year, beltin!

I wonder if these are the girls who moan that they get used for sex and no relationship ever comes of it. Im far from prudish and believe every woman should be able to be uninhibited and confident sexually, but frankly birds who have agreed about putting their pics on there will be treated like slags and theyre acting like slags. If youre sat down the pubs with the lads and you see a bird off there then yeah, youre all gonna want to have a go, you can have a good laugh and get competitve and compare notes. Are any of you gonna want her past wiping your knob on her curtains? Er....nope! There are plenty of women who can hack the no strings thing, fair play. The ones who moan theyre being used for sex when they behave like tarts get right up my left nostril.

Nah, its swollen glands week, im far more irritable and pissy than rag week could ever make me.

Yup, we're all utter shitbags. What i should be doing is working for minimum wage and claiming help with my rent because i dont earn enough to get off the breadline. Or- live off income support and be a scrounging bitch. or- i could borrow shit loads of money to put myself through a degree, in the hope i can earn enough when qualified to permanantly get off benefits, and fully support myself and my children and show them that you can make something of a shit situation with some determination and some balls. Ok, my first year may have seemed like a doddle, only 12 hours a week in uni plus study time. In september i will be doing 12 hours in uni plus 16 hours in work placements, plus study. ok, same as anyone working full time, except im paying for myself to do it, and guess what im ?86 per week all in all worse off than being on income support, plus i will owe ?20-25 grand at the end of it. Yep- im obviously a waste of space. Utter c*nt. Shoot me.

i was in bed with a sore throat, earache, headache. Thrilling i know. Dont let it tip you into ecstacy or anything!

Yeah c'mon TSO, im sure everyone is dying to know who you're threatening to kill.

i can see the housing application form...... Specify area in which to live Specify number of bedrooms Specify scummy or non scummy Broken car and trolley in front garden -essential/desirable/not necessary

Noel Spencer, Bolton at Home chairman, said: ?We will not tolerate anti-social behaviour of any kind. We are committed to taking appropriate action against offenders and providing support for victims. So committed to the abolition of anti social behaivour that they just let someone else sort it for them?

Hundreds of times, and i have never seen him sober....ever! ( ive seen him hungover once when he was playing football but he went straight to the pub after the match) he drinks pints like they are shots, it scares me!