Bea Smith

But theres plenty of us, so pound for pound......( bloody hell balls we will be rich!)

You're so tame these days bro.

I saw her smile once. Years ago. I knew then that she had a sh*g on holiday. Myra+ Tan+ Smile= Holiday Romance. She was back to normal the week after. She'd make milk go sour,

I think the over the top audience participation at the cinemas started with that Mamma Mia Abba type thingy doo. I was told several times that folk had gone to watch it and there was dancing/singing in the aisles etc. Perhaps its now viewed as more of a social event. If thats the case, we may as well start taking a few cans with us on a saturday night and chatting with our mates really loudly too. As for other folks humour ....er.....Firthy love.....them poo faces going OTT laughing at crap just just simply wouldnt understand your brand of humour. In a million years!

With his life?

Nah, its normal isnt it? My brother the goat bonker has been fingering me since we got bored in the ball pool about 25 years ago. He has got better as time's gone on, and has even learned the art of smelling his fingers discretly rather than acting like theyre vicks sinex tubes and making satisfied noises. Ya gotta love him!

That could be misconstrued. In fact, seein as im officially a bird, im gonna take that the wrong way and have a huff! Dont you call me grumpy arse you short freak! Fight fight fight

Dont you live up Johnny Fow?

How long did it take you to crack onto that then love?

Aw, thanks guys and gals, considering you're all ugly, smelly, have deep pshycological issues , I still adore you all. Nic xx

I love it when they act their shoesize. Absolute barnpots the lot of em!

T'was the best sick ive ever seen. No splatters whatsoever. It was very orange though!

Was this when rouge was also applied to the genitals of ladies to make their lips stand out more?

I havn't seen the article Smiley, but, if they are running a rape story alongside a sexually exciting provocative picture the they want shooting the utter stupid c*ckends. That just reinforces the 'they were asking for it' stereotype. If the pic is of the woman who has made the allegations then she wants her fookin head knocking off for having that pic in the paper. I really, really cannot see how any woman who had been through a tyraumatic rape would present that image of herself to the world. Yes, run the story, give up identity to speak out, but a pic like that? Get fooking real. The world is full of idiots.

I find his comment rather ignorant of what lies behind rape. 'ive never had to' meaning, i get plenty of sex/ nobody says no to me anyway/women throw themselves at me. Yeah fair enough. But is he actually stupid enough to believe that rapists are always those who get sex from nowhere else? Theyre often in sexually active relationships. And any bloke wanting sex can have it, even if it means he has to pay for it. Rape is not about orgasm. Its about power/control/abuse. Mini rant over!

Contrary to popular belief....picking your nose too much does not result in a/ head caving in b/ brain coming out of nose Swallowing chewing gum does not result in it 'wrapping around your heart ' Swallowing apple pips does not result in trees growing out of your mouth.

Masturbating after chopping fresh chilli's is never a good idea.

Its because he is related to me.

Did you ensure the aforementioned wheelie bin had been pressure washed? Or did you do that yourself?

Cue the romantic music.....

Id say doctors have to make important decisions quickly and under pressure, and this may often involve reading notes made by other doctors/patient history/lists of medictions/allergies etc. Personally, i would have a problem with a dyslexic doctor in a high pressure situation reading my notes. Sometimes, people are just not able to do some forms of job. I wouldnt be comfortable with fireman in a wheelchair saving my life either. I do know some people with dyslexia and i admire the way they cope with something we all take for granted, im also pleased that a good support network and early recognition help to alleviate the problem. As you say, your missus hasnt let it hold her back, and that determination will take her a long way.

Precisely mister! So, given the fact that losing your virginity usually turns out to be vast dissapointment. Im pretty impressed with anyone who sells it. Its gonna be naff anyway, so make something out of it.

But will she get a personal scribe/reader for her when she is a doctor? Point being, i, would like my doctor to be able to read and write. Correctly. All by themselves.

I do believe dyslexia exists, but there are some valid points in there too. This reached a pinnacle of absurdity, with Naomi Gadien, a second year medical student initiating a legal case against the General Medical Council because she believes she?s being discriminated against by having to do written exams. I don?t know about anybody else but I want my doctors to be able to read and write. I agree.

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